Ever seen the movie wrong turn?? or hills have eyes?? where freaky deformed cousin fuckin hillbillies pop outta no where and fuck peoples lives up, Well if you have welcome to Daisetta Texas.. Fregia's freely fuck their cousins, moms, sisters, brothers, dads, grandparents, and other related folk. In Daisetta Texas open racism is a common thing and highly supported. If you aint dippin or smoking than something is your with you, and hey whats wrong with some meth?? right?
Your sadly outta place without your beat ass old chevy truck, your cowboy boots, cowboy hat, Belt buckle from a Bull riding competition you were in when you were 4 and of course your can of skull or chew. oh and if your significant other doesnt have a black eye or missing a tooth from domestic abuse than you are sadly not accepted into there freak ass community. Be very wary of the Sink Hole, the radiation from it will have you fucking your nearest relative in no time flat. If you ever find yourself in a brightly lighted or very dark place and hear "The Call of The Fregia" (A shriek of Kin lust and flesh hunger) do not fight, just turn and run as fast as your ass can move, cause DAISETTA HAS EYES!!!
If i could say 4 things about Daisetta it will be the following:
1: Fregia, Nugent, Ninja Taylor
2: Daisetta has eyes
3: RJ's is the only safe place to eat
4: Niggers are no where to be seen.
Your sadly outta place without your beat ass old chevy truck, your cowboy boots, cowboy hat, Belt buckle from a Bull riding competition you were in when you were 4 and of course your can of skull or chew. oh and if your significant other doesnt have a black eye or missing a tooth from domestic abuse than you are sadly not accepted into there freak ass community. Be very wary of the Sink Hole, the radiation from it will have you fucking your nearest relative in no time flat. If you ever find yourself in a brightly lighted or very dark place and hear "The Call of The Fregia" (A shriek of Kin lust and flesh hunger) do not fight, just turn and run as fast as your ass can move, cause DAISETTA HAS EYES!!!
If i could say 4 things about Daisetta it will be the following:
1: Fregia, Nugent, Ninja Taylor
2: Daisetta has eyes
3: RJ's is the only safe place to eat
4: Niggers are no where to be seen.
Person A: Hey wanna go to Daisetta Texas? Person B: Dude id rather stick my dick in a meat grinder.
Daisetta Texas Resident 1: ay Sally will you blow me?
Daisetta Texas Resident 2: sure brother
Daisetta Texas Resident 1: Hey mama could i play with your titties?
Daisetta Texas Resident 2: son, does a one legged duck swim in a circle?
Daisetta Texas' town motto: Old enough to bleed, Old enough to breed. If there is grass on the field, Play Ball!
Daisetta Texas Resident 1: ay Sally will you blow me?
Daisetta Texas Resident 2: sure brother
Daisetta Texas Resident 1: Hey mama could i play with your titties?
Daisetta Texas Resident 2: son, does a one legged duck swim in a circle?
Daisetta Texas' town motto: Old enough to bleed, Old enough to breed. If there is grass on the field, Play Ball!
by DearUncleBo June 22, 2011
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Get the dunlap disease mug.Originally a song title by the punk band NoFX, Bleeding Heart Disease pokes fun at people who are "Bleeding Hearts" and "Heart Disease" (a real disease). Someone who has Bleeding Heart Disease often suffers from chronic and naive sympathy for anyone and everything, especially around politically sensitive issues. The sympathetic emotions are often unjustified and directed to people or causes that do not in fact deserve sympathy.
It's important to note that to be diagnosed with Bleeding Heart Disease, a person must chronically feel unjustifiably sorry for people on unrelated topics. It's also important that the topic of sympathy be unjustified or highly debatable.
Bleeding Heart Disease is becoming especially common in the Western World.
It's important to note that to be diagnosed with Bleeding Heart Disease, a person must chronically feel unjustifiably sorry for people on unrelated topics. It's also important that the topic of sympathy be unjustified or highly debatable.
Bleeding Heart Disease is becoming especially common in the Western World.
Statement: "That's so sad that guy died when he got his Darwin award."
Reply: "I think you have Bleeding Heart Disease."
Reply: "I think you have Bleeding Heart Disease."
by Brad Bender January 8, 2009
Get the Bleeding Heart Disease mug.A daisy chain is a line of people joined end to end (or front to back) in sexual union. The Roman Emperor Tiberius (14-37 AD) was a big fan of the practice and frequently incorporated it in his public orgies. The number of participants in these affairs is sketchy, but a reasonable estimate is about thirty or so
George: Hey Jolene, want to get the group together and try a Daisy Chain?
Jolene: what's a Daisey Chain?
George: like an orgy, but all of us are connected.
Jolene: what's a Daisey Chain?
George: like an orgy, but all of us are connected.
by H. Heroine March 21, 2017
Get the daisey chain mug.Waking up in the morning to the sad realization that at last night's party you were seduced by a crazy, fat female. You had sexual relations with her and in the morning you woke up crazy.
"...dude last night I was at jimmy's and I banged some fat chick, I got mad cow disease this morning.."
by Bigsby May 2, 2008
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Get the warehouse transmitted disease mug.Neon light disease is when the neon lights turn on you can't sleep.
A better example would be that once it gets dark you don't start getting tired until about 3-4 in the morning. Then at about 5 in the morning you finally crash.
A better example would be that once it gets dark you don't start getting tired until about 3-4 in the morning. Then at about 5 in the morning you finally crash.
1: I'm diagnosed with the neon light disease.
2: Excuse me?
1: Yeah, don't you see the club lights on?
2: Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?
1: When the neon lights turn on I wake up. ... You've never heard of it before?
2: Dude, I don't think anyone's heard of it before.
1: Ah well, that's their loss.
2: Excuse me?
1: Yeah, don't you see the club lights on?
2: Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?
1: When the neon lights turn on I wake up. ... You've never heard of it before?
2: Dude, I don't think anyone's heard of it before.
1: Ah well, that's their loss.
by Kyata February 14, 2009
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