The valentines day curse is when a girl or your partner brutally rejects you for valentines or breaks up with you consecutively before valentines day or she just doesnt live near you.
Damn bro she dumped your ass before valentines day you got struck by the Valentines day curse. OR
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.
by ValentinesCURSE January 27, 2022
Get the Valentines Day cursemug. The dark cloud of doom that plagues one’s favorite sports team for years and decades that can only be undone by a fan, bandwagon fan, or faithful fan by a sports sacrifice to that particular teams sports god for a championship.
“Dude, you’re not fooling anyone, we all know you’re gay, so admit it already as sacrifice so the 49ers can win a Super Bowl finally!, because The WillyGoat Curse is taking out our 49ers best players every game!”
by The Bonk December 2, 2024
Get the The WillyGoat Cursemug. The act of inhaling one’s own flatulence while it is still actively being expelled, creating a continuous and immersive olfactory experience. This occurs when the gaseous output is so potent and enduring that the individual remains fully enveloped in its aroma, analyzing its depth and complexity in real time—much like a wine sommelier assessing a fine vintage.
The Sommelier’s Curse is often unintentional, yet those who experience it are granted a fleeting moment of self-inflicted atmospheric dominance. Some regard it as a testament to their own biological prowess, while others are left questioning the internal fermentation process that led to such a robust and lingering bouquet.
The Sommelier’s Curse is often unintentional, yet those who experience it are granted a fleeting moment of self-inflicted atmospheric dominance. Some regard it as a testament to their own biological prowess, while others are left questioning the internal fermentation process that led to such a robust and lingering bouquet.
As soon as Matt felt the first wave of warmth escape, he made the fatal mistake of shifting in his seat. Trapped in the epicenter of his own creation, he was forced to endure the Sommelier’s Curse in its purest form—a full-bodied, slow-releasing bouquet with hints of last night’s Taco Bell and despair.
by butterbeanthurtein March 6, 2025
Get the The Sommelier’s Cursemug. On April 16, go to your witch friend and they have to curse someone of your choice (typically your enemy)
Choose a curse that is not too violent like something that will just annoy them bother them for the fun of it
Choose a curse that is not too violent like something that will just annoy them bother them for the fun of it
Person 1: hey person 2! It’s National curse someone day can you curse my enemy for me?
Person 2: ugh fine only because it’s national curse someone day today. What curse do you want to give them?
Person 2: ugh fine only because it’s national curse someone day today. What curse do you want to give them?
by Randomuserjusthere April 14, 2025
Get the National curse someone daymug. The tiktoker @musicallyisbetter (Called ironic in discord) used to own a faction named solar force. He was one of the worst leaders, and every other leader after that is said to get the fabled ironic curse. Signs of them acting like ironic can start only a week after.
by rocreature February 9, 2021
Get the The Ironic Cursemug. "May you have children who turn out just like you." Used by parents who are fed up with their kids' attitudes or behaviours.
My kid won't clean his room; it's the mother's curse come back to haunt me! I never cleaned my room either when I was a kid.
by The upstairs guy May 15, 2019
Get the mother's cursemug. When someone is intending to leave a room/building and is standing in the doorway but stops to have a long conversation with someone else.
"I'm gonna go take a shower, alright?"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"
by eggplantparmeZHAN July 10, 2024
Get the Doorway Cursemug.