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The WillyGoat Curse

The dark cloud of doom that plagues one’s favorite sports team for years and decades that can only be undone by a fan, bandwagon fan, or faithful fan by a sports sacrifice to that particular teams sports god for a championship.
“Dude, you’re not fooling anyone, we all know you’re gay, so admit it already as sacrifice so the 49ers can win a Super Bowl finally!, because The WillyGoat Curse is taking out our 49ers best players every game!”
by The Bonk December 2, 2024
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The Cohen Curse

Anytime you try to get with a girl she will magically get a boyfriend or some type of man within days, weeks, or months. No matter what girl you like she will end up with someone else. Beware of the Cohen Curse.
Damn she got with someone else? You must have the Cohen Curse.
by Bruther Man August 1, 2022
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NoVa Curse

People who were raised in the NoVa (Northern Virginia) area are all implanted with this terrible curse, in particular people from Loudoun County or Fairfax County, and in some cases Prince William County and other bordering cities. It’s when a person leaves NoVa for college or other reasons and always have the thought implanted that it is in their best interest to to go back due to the opportunity in the area. Despite most people hating living in NoVa and saying horrible things about the area and the people who live there, the urge will always be there for these unfortunate souls that they must return to the homeland of which they wanted to leave so bad.
Friend 1: “After college I wanna move to Texas because that’s where I’ve always wanted to live! You should come with, bro.”

Friend 2: “That sounds like a great idea but I have plans to go home because I have the NoVa curse.”

Friend 1: “I thought you said that place was the worst and the people there are assholes? Why would you want to go back”

Friend 2: “The jobs man, everything pays more there than anywhere else.”
by jaymo93 September 20, 2020
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Montovano Curse

Great men who can’t finish after an evening of lots of grog and die young
“Hey man aren’t you worried he might get that girl pregnant?”
“Nah, hes got the montovano curse”
by Marold Sapuski January 11, 2022
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The Rosé Curse

The Rosé Curse Rumor refers to a viral rumor about BLACKPINK singer Park "Rosé" Chae-young being the cause of celebrity couples breaking up. The rumor went viral on TikTok and Twitter around March 2023 and states that whenever Rosé takes a photo with someone who is in a relationship (specifically western couple), the couple ends up breaking up shortly after.
The Rosé curse working double time

Them breaking up right after Rosé went to the studio she frequents in NYC. Rosé curse never fails.

The Rosé curse finally came through
by Theodore Parker June 5, 2023
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Curse of the Stage Kiss

Two actors falling in love after kissing or making love in a movie or stage production.
Relationships like Miley Cyrus & Leim Hemsworth and Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman have fallin under the curse of the stage kiss.
by Writer@<3 April 11, 2015
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I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Needs to Have An Emplyment Based Check To Recieve A Tattoo On Sasuke's Uchiha's Curse Mark Because Of His Own Abused <Cursed> Mark
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Needs to Have An Emplyment Based Check To Recieve A Tattoo On Sasuke's Uchiha's Curse Mark Because Of His Own Abused <Cursed> Mark
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