Mintberry Crunch

A superhero from the South Park series, who actually has superpowers. I don't like him though because he's super annoying and owns slaves in space. His sister is Henrietta Biggle, although they are non-biological, because Bradley (Mintberry Crunch) is adopted. Also, his sister is totally fucking awesome.

Mintberry Crunch: Well, hello there, citizen!
Me: I'm gonna cut your dick off.

by Raven Ocean March 25, 2023

Crunch Muffin

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.

Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”

by emineminem22 June 27, 2024

canadian crunch

The act of going to Urban Dictionary to look up what Canadian Crunch means after seeing an AI image of it in the Cursed AI group.

I didn't know what the hell a Canadian Crunch was so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary.

by Parksman0606 July 1, 2024

Pit Crunch

Perspiration stains under the arm of t-shirts that hardens

Pit Crunch has totally taken over gym shirt

by Baby cakies July 28, 2024

Crunch Fetish

A niche sub-section of foot fetishes. The fetish involves biting down on people's toes to listen to the crunch.

Used in direct opposition to a Chew Fetish.

"If I bite down on her piggies and they CHEWY... she belongs to the streets."
"Yeah you've always had a crunch fetish, captain."

by risograph July 30, 2024

Crunch

When your finna beat somebody up

I’ll crunch u little buz
I crunched her
He got crunched @ the game

by Littlemissdtm January 16, 2023

Crunch Mouth

Crunch Mouth is an oral injury specifically associated with the aggressive consumption of Captain Crunch cereal.

Crunch Mouth; a small price to pay for dominating a bowl of the Captain's finest!

by @WallyGPX January 22, 2023