facebook creeper

one who lurks offline on facebook, never responding to posts and requests. Keeps tabs on 'friends' but is never available to chat. An antisocial person on a social network.

I just unfriended that facebook creeper who never accepts my Farmville requests.

by stefstefwheee August 16, 2011

creeper status

Someone who constantly likes, comments, and views you facebook profile page and will always appear on the top of your "Top 10 stalker" lists.

Brandon: Hey do you know that Ann girl?
Nick: Yeah dude she is always liking and commenting on all of my stuff.
Brandon: yeah she is creeper status.
Nick: For real.

by karkis91 July 13, 2010

Creeper Call

When a couple skype call but can't talk to each other. They end up watching each other while they type.

My roommate was sleeping but i wanted to see my boyfriend so we creeper called.

by Musicalyn February 21, 2011

weenis creeper

the person who randomly strokes your elbow, catching you off guard and feeling a bit molested.

Geez Mark! Don't be such a weenis creeper!

by Sprattikus April 16, 2011

tennessee creeper

When someone, usually a girl, uses tooth paste as lube when she sticks a digit up your rear pipe.

Amy stuck her hand down my pants in the bathroom and gave me a good ol' tennessee creeper.

by Also Hyptosis July 20, 2009

Crunchy Creeper

A creepy male figure, generally dirty looking who stares for a period longer then 15 seconds.

Characteristics include, greasy hair, bad odor, and a creeper aura.

Man creepily looks at a girl. Gives the skank eye and stares her down.

Girls standing by: "Eww why is he being a crunchy creeper"

by Oanhhhhhhhh April 7, 2010

A Corner Creeper

A person (usually a middle-aged man with a Dirty-Sanchez like moustache), who uses public and crowded settings to molest and feel up those around him, under the pretext of "accidentally" bumping into them. Perfect settings for this include parades, dark corners, crowded lunchrooms, and sports stadiums, and tightly packed elevators.

Tina: "Oh my God, Jill, I was walking in a crowd to lunch today, when a corner creeper touched my ass."

Nate: "Esthela, thank you for being felt up by a corner creeper at work. It gave me inspiration to write this definition."

by Dixon Poop April 6, 2011