facebook creeper

one who lurks offline on facebook, never responding to posts and requests. Keeps tabs on 'friends' but is never available to chat. An antisocial person on a social network.

I just unfriended that facebook creeper who never accepts my Farmville requests.

by stefstefwheee August 16, 2011

creeper status

Someone who constantly likes, comments, and views you facebook profile page and will always appear on the top of your "Top 10 stalker" lists.

Brandon: Hey do you know that Ann girl?
Nick: Yeah dude she is always liking and commenting on all of my stuff.
Brandon: yeah she is creeper status.
Nick: For real.

by karkis91 July 13, 2010

weenis creeper

the person who randomly strokes your elbow, catching you off guard and feeling a bit molested.

Geez Mark! Don't be such a weenis creeper!

by Sprattikus April 16, 2011

Creeper Call

When a couple skype call but can't talk to each other. They end up watching each other while they type.

My roommate was sleeping but i wanted to see my boyfriend so we creeper called.

by Musicalyn February 21, 2011

backyard creeper

A strain of cannabis that is attributed by its high creeping up on you and then hitting like a brick wall.

Characteristics of this weed are:
Distinctive red hairs
A potent smell when smoked

Dude...I took a sick rip of this backyard creeper off Kyle's bong.

by Adam Michealson March 29, 2007

A Corner Creeper

A person (usually a middle-aged man with a Dirty-Sanchez like moustache), who uses public and crowded settings to molest and feel up those around him, under the pretext of "accidentally" bumping into them. Perfect settings for this include parades, dark corners, crowded lunchrooms, and sports stadiums, and tightly packed elevators.

Tina: "Oh my God, Jill, I was walking in a crowd to lunch today, when a corner creeper touched my ass."

Nate: "Esthela, thank you for being felt up by a corner creeper at work. It gave me inspiration to write this definition."

by Dixon Poop April 6, 2011

Plant Creeper

Also like a creeper, but in a plant version.
A plant that infests an whole area of land, and replaces the original plant with it's own kind. Like a weed. Even if you get rid of the plant It will always come back, unless you get a gardener / plant exterminator to get rid of it.

The ivy is such a plant creeper! It's climbs up my house, and when I cut it down, it always comes back!

by upthehouse March 7, 2009