swiss night crawler

Shoving both hands into ones anus to last longer in the sack. One hand works but two hands adds at least 15 extra minutes

Did you hear Jim lasted for an hour last night?
Yeah! He must've tried the Swiss night crawler

by Cooter Scuz January 15, 2016

cralacking

Has a meaning similar to brilliant/sick/bangin/mental


"Christmas Cralacking"

Eyyy, that party was cralacking!

by G___ October 24, 2008

Chawlsay

A nickname for "Chelsey". You cannot give this name to yourself, you first have to be called it by a close friend.

Chawlsays wear thick eyeliner and black eyeshadow. They're usually VERY pale.

(can be spelt Chawl-say)

Hey Chawlsay!

by Pancake Batter March 7, 2009

Crailsledge

To have a strong and steady hand, like a hammer, and a protective presence that instills confidence in others around.

Crailsledge Gaurdian Protector Sentinel

by SilentEye7 March 17, 2009

crapleaver

A person who walk's their dog and neglects to pick up the fecal deposits.

The cop's could have ticketed the crapleaver too, on word of everyone at the apartment complex.

Eww, I hate crapleavers.

by Gary Charles September 19, 2010

Cradles your catfish

A new term that is to rival the ancient "Floats your boat"
Means whatever makes the opposing party satisfied.

Daughter: I need tampons!

Father: I just got you some last night!

Daughter: I DON'T LIKE THAT BRAND!

Father: Well fuck you then...

Daughter: I hate you!

Father: What am I supposed to do about it?

Daughter: Go out and buy PLAYTEX SPORT!

Father: Fine, Whatever Cradles your catfish.

Daughter: HURRY YOU TWAT!

by VaginalErection August 10, 2014

crawdle

When you get a half or full boner and have to stand up so you hunch over to try to make it not obvious.

I was getting out of my carpool and I had a Chubb so I had to crawdle so she could not see.

by #preme December 4, 2015