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The Corporate you

The corporate you is defined as talking to any employee as though they are the business as a whole. Example of the corporate you: "Excuse me, do you have any more of these in stock?"

It is like the opposite of the royal we. Its when you use the word "you" to an employee, but you arent referring to them personally, you are talking about the business using the employee as a stand in, because the corporate entity is not alive and cannot hear or answer for itself
Example of the corporate you: "Excuse me, do you have any more of these in stock?"
by GreyAtlasFinch January 23, 2021
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Pope Corporation | PC

Pope Corporation is a Roblox company that Marketing, Luxury travel advice, Medical studies, Networking services, Global networking & global services, and Insurance. They do best in their complex in Los Angeles.
"I went to Pope Corporation | PC in LA, today!"
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Person 1: How are you making so much money? Do you have a job?
Person 2: No I’m selling shares of corporations
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Corporate Damage

Someone who's been working in corporate for along time brings over engineered ways of thinking to startups.
Jim: "Let's hit the market tomorrow and validate it!"; Jeff "But what about the QA Testing, Validation surveys, Focus groups, Consultancy Input, 50+ analysis document?", Jim: "You are so corporate damaged."
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Corporation

A corporation isn't a democracy, because there is a hierarchy. As long as a hierarchy exists, everyone doesn't make the same money at work, everyone doesn't have the same power, because a hierarchy will not allow for that to happen. How much of a boost for people's morale is it really to know that there is a hierarchy and if some people are not in control of it, they want to discard the old one and start a new, fresh one. (not to really bring justice and equality to all, that's been the lie that many have used to rise to power while the world is still as fucked up and unjust as it ever was today, but to benefit from their claims of things that sound good to the masses)
A corporation is not much of a democracy, though it's said to be and supposed to be, in actuality it's closer to a feudal system where the people that feed the masses don't really have to give a fuck about them.
by The Original Agahnim January 30, 2022
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Umbrella Corporation

The omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent entity based loosely on the world.
Meet Adolf, the (clandestine) brilliant fuhrer behind Umbrella Corporation.
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Mango Corporation

literally just a bunch of dumbasses being led by a fruit
The Mango Corporation hates the Catboy Private Contractors for some reason?
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