Jim jones cocktail

Covid shot

That Jim Jones cocktail isn’t a vaccine

Jim jones cocktail by EvilXY March 3, 2022

Virgin Molotov cocktail 

A Virgin Molotov cocktail is a crude hydration weapon which consists of a glass bottle semi-filled with non flammable liquid, usually water, the mouth of the bottle is stoppered with a cork or other type of airtight bung (rubber, glass, or plastic), and a cloth rag fixed securely around the mouth.

The robots were exterminated using virgin molotov cocktails

Virgin Molotov cocktail by Jimmy the Jackal June 6, 2022

Bottle-killer cocktail 

A cocktail made with at least one ingredient that was the final shot or other amount in its bottle. A variation on a "bartender's choice" type cocktail order, one that allows the bartender some freedom while under one key creative constraint. Obviously, not a recommended order if wait staff are slammed and / you can't actually have at least a small conversation with your bartender.

I had to explain to the waitress Tracey that a bottle-killer cocktail is any cocktail that kills (finishes off) at least one bottle in its creation.

Bottle-killer cocktail by Kalingkaa June 20, 2022

GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) 

How to make the GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) – 1 shot of Hornitos Tequila and/or Monte Alban Tequila, mixed with 3 shots of any type of water. *Absolutely no ice, although the water can be chilled as desired.

Jacky mixes a glass of GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) and holds it to Eddy’s snout.
The dog drinks the shit, then lays down.
Jacky scratches the dog, “That better buddy?”
“Yes, I feel it now Jacky.” He smiles.

GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) by D.W. White July 7, 2022

An Elvis Cocktail 

When a person takes a mix of sleeping pills and alcohol. Typically, this refers to the way Elvis Presley overdosed in his bathroom.

"Wow dude, slow down, you can't drink that you have to take your meds remember? You don't want an Elvis cocktail."

An Elvis Cocktail by Larryj1986 July 19, 2022

chocolate infused dairy cocktail 

1. Chocolate milk (Choccy milk)
2. planet fitness

"It's not just choccy milk, it is the chocolate infused dairy cocktail!" Every diet company

chocolate infused dairy cocktail by Djeb_8059 April 29, 2023

The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail 

The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset

Cocktail

is a cocktail made my Moose

Spicy Tamarindo Vodka

Spicy Chamoy

Tajin - lots

and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)

stirred over ice

served in a tall glass

Bottoms up and cause marriage problems

I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry

I gotta call Moose

Where’s Moose!!!

FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)

The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail by CheesecakeMoose February 26, 2024