Coat hanger insemination

When one lathers sperm on the curved end of a coat hanger, which is then inserted all their way into the vagina repeatedly at exactly 15 mph until the coat hanger has been cleansed of the sperm and is clean as a pipe cleaner.

Becky: Hey Jane, was your coat hanger insemination successful?
Jane: great! The baby should be here in 8 months!

by JSwizzzzz November 4, 2020

sweat coat

Clothing made of sweatshirt material with a zipper (referred to as a sweat jacket sometimes).

Can you grab my sweat coat?

by bellybean08 March 3, 2024

amber coated crab

When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices

I heard Rachel gave herself some amber coated crabs from not changing her underwear.

by LeafyBottomPants March 5, 2022

Coating the bro

Similar to the game soggy waffle. Once the first male falls asleep it is the duty of all present men to jerk off until completion and finish on the bros face.

Dude, Josh is asleep. That means it’s time for coating the bro

by RedLion6599 December 7, 2022

Throat coat

Throut coat is like spilling the tea. But there is something different about throat coat tea. When you are sick you drink throat coat tea it is not good at all but it is important for the healing process. Throat coat tea is just like that it’s not very good tea but it is important you know.

Ooooo girl that tea is throat coat.

by Sister nini February 8, 2019

Piper Coates

A big black male who has been caught texting little boys

Person 1: you hear about Piper Coates?

Person 2: Yeah that strong black male

by Himmmy February 7, 2024

COAT

Cunt Of A Thing

That malicious bitch at work who spreads disinformation to the boss is a COAT.

by John Thomas 777 June 10, 2022