Coat

Cunt Of A Thing

My ex Penny is a COAT, she stole 70k from me and then went after my superannuation, even after she didn't pay any rent or bills for the last 3 years.

by Darren Tackle August 1, 2021

amber coated crab

When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices

I heard Rachel gave herself some amber coated crabs from not changing her underwear.

by LeafyBottomPants March 5, 2022

sweat coat

Clothing made of sweatshirt material with a zipper (referred to as a sweat jacket sometimes).

Can you grab my sweat coat?

by bellybean08 March 3, 2024

Coat Sleever

A turd that's as long as your coat sleeve.

Urgh!! Some dirty bastard's left a right coat sleever in the toilet.

by Ddraig73 July 18, 2019

Hypothetical Coat

It's a more sophisticated way of saying "alcohol jacket." Saying that you're wearing an alcohol jacket makes you seem a little less classy. Not only is saying you're wearing a hypothetical coat more entertaining, it's also a little less obvious.

After a night of drinking:
Guy 1: "Man! It's so cold out here. I can't believe we're drunk and walking home in the snow!"
Guy 2: "I know!"
Guy 1: 'Hey, aren't you cold in just a t-shirt?"
Guy 2: "No way man! I'm wearing my hypothetical coat!"

by Dragon Woman January 30, 2010

Water proof coat

you are so cool and snazzy some may say you are a “water proof coat”

omg did you see — she is such a water proof coat

by Imsocool477483 November 26, 2023

Bum Coat

The warmth you feel after drinking liquor.

“It sure is cold out here.”

“Yeah, I had a couple shot a bit ago. I’ve got my bum coat keeping me warm!”

by KingOfKings1720 August 18, 2022