nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.

have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?

by iimcrimson February 17, 2025

fag burn in a fur coat

Prefixed with “he would go for” , relating to a habitually unfussy gentleman who would target any useable hole in which to place his throbbing urgent member .

That desperate fucker would go for a fag burn in a fur coat

Dennis was not fussy where he put his cock. To be quite honest , he would go for a fag burn in a fur coat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

Puffer Coat Fetish

For those who like to take all their clothes off and put on a puffer coat

Matt: have you been wearing my puffer coat...
Josh: Yeah, I have a huge puffer coat fetish.

by JacketMad December 24, 2023

screen coating

when a person makes something seem more happier than what it is on social sites.

Rosie and her husband are seperated, I dont know why she is on FB screen coating her life.

by taz27 March 24, 2017

shit coat

Caused by splash-back from diarrhea or loose bowel movements or inferior wiping by the male of the species.

Causes a coating of the underside of the balls with shit.

Tim: What's with Mike. Tina won't give him head anymore and he's cranky.

Bill: Well I heard he has a shit coat and she gags and pukes whenever she goes down on him from the smell of ass.

by PrinceGumby March 15, 2011

fusion coated

To be covered in cum or a cum-like substance.

Coined by Maison Margiela.

“hey man, sick shoes! Did you fusion coat them yourself?”

“I just fusion coated my girlfriend’s tits”

by mightyhelpfulmitreten January 8, 2021

Belarusian powder coat

The act of cumming on ones chest and throwing flour onto the cum to lick it off

One would Belarusian powder coat you by cumming on your chest and eating flour off of it

by Tkpill August 20, 2025