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the claire

a combination of cock-gobbling meets the ole hook-around
Eleanor: Things with my boyfriend are getting really dull and boring, I need something that'll add pazazz!

Eddie: Have you tried the claire? I heard its supposed to really spice things up
by Trin Coll August 18, 2008
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Emma Claire Bridgewater

The PERFECT girl. She is one of a kind. Smart, gorgeous, funny, an amazing kisser, quirky, amazing, playful, sweet, caring, a good cook, kind, understanding, forgiving, beautiful, kind-hearted, lovable, the best girlfriend inthe world, and the bestest bfffffffffffffffffffffff inthe world! She....is....perfect.
Wow, Look at Emma Claire Bridgewater! She is perfect!

Any guy to date Emma Claire Bridgewater is lucky as hell!
by BremmaForts October 30, 2011
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UW-Eau Claire

A university in Eau Claire, Wisconsin. The campus is the most ridiculously spread out campus, worse than UW-Madison. Most kids who attend UW-Eau Claire act like they attend Madison when really the education they get is of no better quality than their nearby rival, UW-Stout.
I thought about going to UW-Eau Claire but then I realized most of the kids there are pompous asses.
by wordDmakErr December 2, 2011
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skim claire

A female who early in the morning, services several men as they are bent over on all fours. At this point the women will proceed to masturbate the men from behind as if she is milking a cow. While yanking on the men's privates, she will continue to do this until they produce spunk. She will collect the fresh milk into a bucket. And continue to have a glass of fresh milk for breakfast.
Girl: Wow this is great milk claire.

Claire: Why thank you skimed it myself.

ie the skim claire
by Client 9 June 13, 2008
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ana claire

A girl that is weird as shit and farts at the physics table and supports abortion and hates our troops. She is very confident in her unibrow and is very hairy. She thinks she is funny and cute but really is a headass and big head.
I think ana claire is the leader if Isis
by hellacake March 29, 2017
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samantha claire

Samantha Claire is a sexy mofo who gets all the boys. She has a great figure and a great booty! She's the most gorgeous person with long blonde hair. She is also very trustworthy and the funniest girl ever!!! Anyone is mad not to love a Samantha Claire!!
Boy: Wow look at that booty
Other boy: must be a Samantha Claire
by Arb April 18, 2014
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Matt and claire

the hottest couple fucking ever. if u see a matt and claire u know they have the best relationship ever and should b jealous. they are the hottest most beautiful and smart people ever and u should b scared. matt will always protect and care for his claire so dont even try to speak to her.
Jessica: Oh my god! Is that Matt and Claire there???
Markus: Oh fuck it is them. They look so hot i wish i had what they have.
Lucas: Look theyre making out again! Theyre so obsessed with eachother its amazing!
by claireismine! February 19, 2022
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