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carson

carson is a boy who you think eats everything, but actually he is actually really petite, and be stomped any time. his hair in a state perfection and is probably a wig. he is a great tictok dancer, but his hips are telling the truth. He doesn’t understand basic things and is, but quirky. he nays like a horse snd trots around with pride. his hooves stay polished and always clippity cloptying. he belongs in the stables, for he is a wild stallion who cannot be tamed.
did you hear a horse?” tyler said
“No,” kaleb responds, “that’s just carson in his stable (aka carcar)”
oh lol,” said tyler
by cytoblast elbert March 5, 2023
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Carson

A really nice, smart, funny guy. Outgoing and good at making friends. A relatively attractive person. Often liking people who's names also start with C, or sound familiar to their own (Ex. Chloe.) Usually has a type for blondes with blue eyes.
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Person 1: "Is that Carson?"
Person 2: "You mean Chloe's lover? Yeah, that's him."
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Carson Remmers

Easily the biggest jerk. Thinks that he is all that but is not. only picks on kids smaller than him other than his best friend who is bigger than him.
by elitebirdcrap March 20, 2023
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carson

carsons a girl that's funny, sweet, pretty, and smart, and shes fucking adorable when she gets mad at me for making a "joke" flirt at her. I dunno how she loves me. she's slightly insecure but I wish she'd see she's beautiful. she's so lovely it's not even funny bro. she's a goofy tsundere and she keeps denying it, but she knows it's true. her sweet little mind knows no bounds to how she loves, yet she's too afraid to say it. well, I love you too caraon, and I want you to know that, sweetheart <3
GO GET YOURSELF A GODDAMN CARSON FOLKS!!!!
by 8ightism March 20, 2023
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Carson Wheeler

He's my Carson Wheeler.
by PrettyPotato994 March 21, 2023
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dirty carson

When your boy is girthmaxxing and says something racist
What's up, big chief?

Man, he's being a dirty Carson.
by dagnel June 12, 2024
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Carson

Carson is a faggot nigger and he likes to wear thongs
Carson is one gay ass nigga
by onBDbitchnigga July 10, 2024
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