carson

this guy probably cooks spaghetti in the dish washer

carson is a fucking idiot

by [mno] September 17, 2022

Carson

Bitchass , alcoholic , son of a bitch

Hey who’s that ?

That dood Carson .

Oh no .

Let’s go

by Oignait.24 April 20, 2020

Carson!

Carson(noun) A person who habitually lies due to deep-seated insecurities. Typically, a Carson exaggerates or fabricates stories to appear more confident, successful, or interesting to others. The term is often used to call out someone who consistently distorts the truth as a way of masking their self-doubt or inadequacies.

Don’t believe what he said about meeting that celebrity; he’s such a Carson! He always lies to make himself look cooler.

by brosbeforehoes321 August 14, 2024

Carson Mclean

Carson Mclean means tall
woah

carson means beast

Woah dude your a Carson Mclean(BEaSt)

by fahad hossain May 17, 2019

Ellie Carson

Mighty goth

Alcoholic 24/7
Loves it hard

Up the duff

If no drinking, she’ll sure be licking. Only goth about that can pound your trout - Ellie Carson

by Ellie Carson April 11, 2019

Carson Bleeks

If your name is carson bleeks you have a hot sister named Maya Bleeks

Your name is carson bleeks, Do you have a hot sister?

by Carson Bleeks January 20, 2023

carson

a friend who dresses like a manilla envelope, and is such a caretaker friend. He chefs up whenever you’re hungry and always makes sure you’re well fed. He is the spearhead of the sassy man apocalypse, and he rocks a turtleneck like a German milf. You’d be honored to be his friend. He is brutally honest but always acts out of the kindness of his heart. His kryptonite is a good ole glass of wine.

Yo did you see Carson out like a light with his room smelling like my grandma’s house?

Yeah he’s such a good friend!

by Bignoosa September 23, 2023