Pull a jazz band

(v.) the act of faking an injury to get out of something you don't enjoy

Person 1: Man, I really hate playing soccer. The team is full of douches.
Person 2: Dude, just pull a jazz band and get out of it.

by Anonymous5073 September 13, 2016

Jazz Fusion

Jazz + Funk + Rock = Jazz Fusion

"I found a cool new band, playing jazz fusion."
"Shut up."

by worm_snorter December 7, 2024

Stadium Jazz

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness

Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album"
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

great jazz

To lie or over exaggerate that mess outta somthin.

That is great jazz on my mova boy

by Great jazz December 11, 2016

Jazz

The baddest bleep of all the lands. Absolute legend no questions. Smart, funny, kind and all types of swag. If your name if Jazz, you're a star. You have feet problems though and that's your downfall. xoxox

"Omg I love that girl who is that"
"Thats Jazz. The baddest bleep of all the lands"

by yourfathergregory September 10, 2021

Dank Jazz

Usually referred to as Jazz that is "dank." Mainly jazz that has electronic pianos, grand pianos, jazz drums, and sax.

Wow, this is some really dank jazz.

by TruPup December 6, 2016

jazz solo

An emergency move to conquer a mediocre or unsettling vibe. This is done by a man placing his mouth on his own penis then violently expelling air from his anus. Hence a musician playing a fine solo.

"During our night of group sex there was a guy who was ass fucking this woman. During this deed he quietly said to himself 'this feels like the first time I had sex with my dog.' Everyone stopped and then i knew what I had to do. I stood up, walked to the center of the room and related to my peers 'ladies and gentleman let me learn ya something!' I played my jazz solo and single handedly saved the night . We have yet to invite that guy back.

by Cuddlesthebear March 12, 2017