jazz solo

An emergency move to conquer a mediocre or unsettling vibe. This is done by a man placing his mouth on his own penis then violently expelling air from his anus. Hence a musician playing a fine solo.

"During our night of group sex there was a guy who was ass fucking this woman. During this deed he quietly said to himself 'this feels like the first time I had sex with my dog.' Everyone stopped and then i knew what I had to do. I stood up, walked to the center of the room and related to my peers 'ladies and gentleman let me learn ya something!' I played my jazz solo and single handedly saved the night . We have yet to invite that guy back.

by Cuddlesthebear March 12, 2017

Stadium Jazz

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness

Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album"
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Jazz Reptile

When you totally lose the plot and start running round like a maniac screaming and shouting profanities while waving your arms about like you are on fire.

shit look at him he's gone fucking Jazz Reptile

by Dumb Ginger August 1, 2011

Jazz Crabs

A particularly nasty case of itchy genitals caused by a romantic encounter with someone who has questionable sexual hygiene.

I went to Ibiza and caught Jazz Crabs.

by Thumper McButtcheeks August 11, 2021

jazz jackrabbit

fornite 1

pperson 1 (hopef): oh boy i cant wait to play jazz jackrabbit at home on my fornite epic compute pc ep gayimer
person 2: Dont play fornite in vicintiy of me!£

by MEGQUESTER24 December 14, 2022

mountain view jazz hands routine

The act of performing a google search. The company Google (now known as Alphabet) was originally based in Mountain View, California (USA). Jazz Hands refers to a dance move with fingers outstretched, rapidly moving, and fingers splayed somewhat similar to typing.

Take the part number and do the ol' mountain view jazz hands routine to find the spec sheet.

by valarauca1 April 15, 2022

Jazz Hands

Jazz Hands: When you find hella big jazz apples (I'm talking ABNORMALLY LARGE), and crave them into what will look like hands. Thus creating Jazz Hands.
(No, I'm not a dad, I swear.)

"What the hell are you doing?!" "I'm making Jazz Hands, Richard!"

by BabyBatDraws September 30, 2020