Dankest kid on earth, can be found cheezing with his friends from Solon, but more often he is kicked with his cross country friends. Likes to take dank rips off the legendary 5000 during lige fest. has a grandpa named papa bayer, a brother named patrick burns, amd a son named Mattycakes, and Wojo. Runs some dank Miles
by thecakes13 February 24, 2010
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HISTORY-named after some general, Ambrose Burnside i think, that fought in the Civil War.
WHATS THERE?-It is very boring there and has no jobs or anything important to really offer.
WHAT TO DO?-If you are kinda yound, then you should check out the old school. It's a lot of fun if you like to get in trouble. Theres also the cemetary, if you believe in supernatural stuff, like most do in the village, then you can play with Taro Cards there or with an Ouija Board.
WHOS THERE?- That is a damn good question. Whos there? Well, practically no one. Everyone is family with everyone. And they like to keep to themselves. So there arn't very many people to socialize with.
HISTORY-named after some general, Ambrose Burnside i think, that fought in the Civil War.
WHATS THERE?-It is very boring there and has no jobs or anything important to really offer.
WHAT TO DO?-If you are kinda yound, then you should check out the old school. It's a lot of fun if you like to get in trouble. Theres also the cemetary, if you believe in supernatural stuff, like most do in the village, then you can play with Taro Cards there or with an Ouija Board.
WHOS THERE?- That is a damn good question. Whos there? Well, practically no one. Everyone is family with everyone. And they like to keep to themselves. So there arn't very many people to socialize with.
History- New Burnside used to be waaay more popular considering that it was named after a Civil War general, but I don't know what happened. Now we have less than 300 residents....
Whats there- Houses. A few churches. A boring park. A bike trail. A post office. A cemetary. An old broken school. ect.
What to do- Basically, you need imagination and courage in order to have fun. So either be really young and immiture or get ready to run for your life when you trespass.
Whos there- no one...just a reminder
Whats there- Houses. A few churches. A boring park. A bike trail. A post office. A cemetary. An old broken school. ect.
What to do- Basically, you need imagination and courage in order to have fun. So either be really young and immiture or get ready to run for your life when you trespass.
Whos there- no one...just a reminder
by mmdluvr777 March 23, 2011
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1.) The name of one of the lesser-known Confederate commanders in the Civil War. He was an insubordinate commander. Burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.
2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.
2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.
1.) Max Burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the Yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.
2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.
2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.
by CivilWarInfo November 28, 2011
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A man who works in an oil yard with stan and who loves the gym. Not a huge fan of Lundy,
A man who works in an oil yard with stan and who loves the gym. Not a huge fan of Lundy,
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"the teacher caught me high after lunch cause i was buddha burping all 4th period"
"i took such a big hit i have the buddha burps"
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