monkey burger

A sandwich made of two pieces of bread and a chunk of dried monkey shit.

Man, that sandwich tasted like a monkey burger

by Can't find my nipples November 11, 2015

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Germ-Burger

Children

When my nieces and nephew were little, I got sick every time I saw them because little kids are just germ-burgers, and I didn't have my own so had not built up immunity. One time I was talking to, and holding my two year old niece and she sneezed right into my mouth.

by JaneGordon.com March 25, 2023

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bounce the burger

a saying that means to have a close call, or barely get away with something or without messing something up.

bounce the burger

"Did you see that cop? I really bounced the burger there!"

by Calliope!who October 2, 2007

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Burger Queer

After Burger Queen dropped that dumbass commercial about a burger you can fuck, we have been hard at work here at arbys headquaters making a burger you can fuck, then eat. Take that Burger Queer, I already fucked the burger we have in our commercials, and I came hard in that nigga. bum bum bum bum arbys we have the meat.

Take that Burger Queer.

by Gorilla Tag Fella June 20, 2023

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