brendan

a twinky chink, usually with glasses. almost exclusively wears clothing from Uniqlo. probably a weeb.

did you see that guy? he's such a brendan...

by thisdudenamedmichael October 9, 2025

branman

the type of man who is glorious and king-like, while also still failing to maintain bodyweight standards.

omg that guy over there is such a branman, im gonna go talk to him

by shuggy-tgwsi February 16, 2026

max brennan

a fucking squish who deserves more appreciation and is a beautiful human and needs to move to england plz now

hEs SuCh A mAx BrEnNaN

by a piece of shite April 21, 2018

joey brendan

Too sexy best person ever Lick me until my face falls off. littest man best drummer can get victory royale easy on solo and can screw a dood up if needed wants to be in UFC and can play baseball almost as good as his drums

Joey Brendan, I want to lick ur face off

by littest man ever #straitfire May 9, 2018

Kailyn Brennan

Kailyn Brennan has the phattest ass out of anyone in history and is incredibly sexy with some huge tits

Person 1- OMG Do you see that chicks ass?
Person 2- Yeah thats Kailyn Brennan

by my bum is wet October 9, 2020

The Brennan

When you ignore someone that you care deeply for.

Oh no! Sam just pulled The Brennan!! He's ignored me for 2 weeks now.

by Maroooon February 2, 2021

The Brendan Malone Special

A sexual act involving two men. Man 1 chains Man 2 up in such a way that he is suspended in the air. From there Man 1 fists Man 2 (typically all the way to the shoulder) until he prolapses.

I just gave him The Brendan Malone Special… his prolapse was as big as a football!

by NickGurPeeNis January 20, 2022