National Fuck your Boyfriend Day

National Fuck Your Boyfriend Day is August 4th. Get ready and fuck your boyfriend!

Damn babe, it’s august 4th, are you ready for some pussy? It’s National Fuck your boyfriend day

by Caylee Johnson July 20, 2021

I have a boyfriend

Good for you

Jenny: I have a boyfriend
Max: Noone cares

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

BOYFM

Bored outta your fucking mind.

Are you BOYFM too?

by Cathodic11 March 21, 2010

Perfect boyfriend

The boyfriend who will see not only the beauty on the outside but on the inside. The one who is always honest and by your side no matter what. The one that will always puts a smile on your face .they complete you. Without him you are nothing

I cannot believe I have the most perfect boyfriend.

by Bibiddybop156 August 26, 2012

boyfriend ASMR

Something lonely people listen to and pretend they are in a relationship.

Grown men whisper in mics to comfort others

I listened to boyfriend ASMR all night whilst crying

by EnhypenStan May 14, 2021

boyfriend in training

In addition to the above definition, which is almost correct, it also refers to a period in which fundamental views and opinions that the boy has which differ from the girl are ironed out and converted.

"I think girls with big titties are nice!"
"I THINK YOU'RE A SEXIST AND NOW I WON'T TALK TO YOU ANYMORE!"
"Oh, maybe that was wrong."

But there ain't nothing wrong with the big titties!

by Rando November 17, 2003

The Boyle

A sexual act when one puts the condiments/spices of their choice into a woman's vagina. After putting the desired condiments/spices in, the next step is for the man to ejaculate in the vagina. After that their should be a few minutes of sex, followed by the man eating whats remaining of the condiments/spices.

Some suggested spices--
Salt
Garlic powder
Onion powder
Parsley
Oregano
Basil
Chili powder
Cayenne pepper
Cinnamon---especially good
Paprika
Ginger
Curry powder

Suggested Condiments--
Ketchup
Mustard, yellow or brown
Salsa
Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip
Barbecue sauce
Pickle relish
Soy sauce
Steak sauce
Worcester sauce
Tabasco sauce
Lemon juice
Honey
Sweet and sour sauce
Chocolate syrup and other sundae toppings
Tartar sauce
Cocktail sauce
Creamy horseradish sauce

Man, did you hear about Alex the other night? Apparantly he was in a bet that he couldnt get a girl to do The Boyle with him. Well apparently he won, he had pictures proving it. Trust me, you don't want to see them.

by DG. May 21, 2008