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bowling for soup

One day a guy from Texas thought to himself "Y'know, what the world needs right now is another Nerf Herder except fat, untalented, and not funny." 3 of his friends agreed. They went on to form a band that skirts the boundaries of nerdcore, pop-punk, and just plain crap.

The band has a few good songs, most of which come about when they don't take themselves very seriously and succeed in being somewhat amusing, but then the lead singer is like "I want to make things kinda serious for a minute, and talk about this girl who left me 15 years ago." at which point their music becomes forgettable, cliche, and lame.
Bowling for Soup should have stayed in Texas.
by Mattersy January 19, 2005
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bowling ball technique

Used when a girl has passed out and,as a friend,you help her home. You pull her panties down and stick 2 fingers in her pussy and your thumb in her butt hole and carry her like a bowling ball.Used when dragging by the hair or piggybacking is not feasible.
I managed to get my girlfriend's limp,unconscious body into her apartment by using the bowling ball technique.
by wolfbait51 November 13, 2011
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Obama's Bowling Score

A politically correct way to call something/someone retarded or a retard. OBS for short.
Man 1: "You know that John kid?"
Man 2: "Yeah, he is so Obama's Bowling Score."
Man 1: "It's to bad his mother drank while she was pregnant."
Man 2: "Poor OBS."
by whtthldbttrdntlk March 24, 2009
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Bowling For Soup

I am listening to "1985" by Bowling For Soup and I think I just shat myself.
by rennynose January 17, 2005
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BAWLing

Doing well at a computer gaming tournament due to the use of energy drinks (like BAWLS).
"John was totally bawling at that LAN party!"
by t0xxic September 18, 2007
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Bowling for Hollers

The act of insertion of one's middle finger in anus and the insertion of the thumb in the vagina simultaneously to bring pleasure and arousal to female. Reverse holes when said female is laying on stomach.
When Bill started bowling for hollers with Tina, he thought she was going to lose her mind!
by Bob February 21, 2005
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Hooker Bowling

An activity when three people ride around in a pickup tuck in an area with hookers, one person hanging a $20 bill out the passenger window one driving, and one hiding in the bed of the truck. Driving at a low speed, when enough hookers follow the truck the person in the truck bed jumps out and tries to tackle as many hookers as they can at one time.
Hey, do you want to go hooker bowling tonight? I bet I can get about 3 or 4.
by jayjayg189 October 20, 2011
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