Good morning and god bless

Definition: When you sh*t, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).

How Good morning and god bless is used:
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”

by Hxrvey May 23, 2018

St. Bonaventure’s Blessing

A bowel disorder, could be IBS, appendicitis, polyps, fecal incontinence, etc. Just a general term for any of them.

Named so because Bonaventure is the patron saint of bowel issues.

Person 1#: My dad just recieved St. Bonaventure’s blessing.

Person 2#: Shit, shit.

by MixedBag August 29, 2022

Bless

Thank you

“Bro, what color is this?”
“Thats red.”
“Bless.”

by Unstopablx January 27, 2024

Blessing

Fucking legend. Enjoyable person , normally a really funny and kind person. Premier league fan, future baller and just a legend nje tjo tjo tjo

Blessing is grateful

by DaddyG_7 November 22, 2021

Bless wave

A spontaneous phenomenon in which you constantly feel good or have something good happen to you for an extended length of time.

"Bruh, this month has been amazing I made hella money this month and I bought a new car!"

"Fasho my dude, you’re riding that bless wave!"

by aiiirdrop May 30, 2018

Blessing

The blackest, most darkest nigga you well ever set your eyes upon

Blessing is dark as fuck

by ojaoisahfiofhioehqwrqiwohwqoid October 27, 2022

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing in there?"
Ethan: "Good morning and god bless."

by Defining shift May 26, 2018