Cute girl: Oh my god that is a handsome and strong boy, he must be a Benjamin
Toughest kid in the world: Yeah I know, I don’t want to mess with him because he is tougher than me.
Toughest kid in the world: Yeah I know, I don’t want to mess with him because he is tougher than me.
by BenjaminIsANiceName October 14, 2019

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by BadThingsALot June 5, 2022

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.
A- "bro there was some 8ft thingy hiding near that house!"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"
by sharon6969420 November 20, 2022

Someone that everyone loves because he is the nicest person you’ll meet. He is also extremely funny (although that might just be due to people laughing at his lisp) and never makes thing about himself. He’s extremely handsome and tall and has an obvious resting bitch face, however once you start talking to him he is warm and goofy and fucking weird. He has the nicest eyes EVER and has a noticeably nice smile which will light up any room he walks into. He is mysterious and deep which makes him seem unapproachable and is full of surprises like his intelligence and skills when it comes down to his tongue.
“Benjamin is so fit”
by Mary483 December 23, 2022

The Benjamin Webb method was created by the unknown geometry dash player that goes under the name of Benjamin Webb. The method was created on Thursday 28th November 2019 at 20:40. The method consists on using your phenomenal gaming skills to achieve what was thought to be impossible in the gaming world. On that day Benjamin Webb thought the world how the method works. First of all you need to open the game you wish to use the method on and then <redacted> the <redacted> you can <redacted> on <redacted>. You must be careful, the <redacted> must be on <redacted>. Not <redacted> nor <redacted>. If someone asks you for a full <redacted> please upload a cut <redacted> of the full <redacted> and say <redacted> didnt let you <redacted> the full <redacted>. The quality must be the <redacted> as possible and the <redacted> must be <redacted> with <redacted>.
by P1LLR May 24, 2021
