Urban dictionary day yay this has been done before yay day

The day you not allowed to go on any other site except urban dictionary. 26th of December.

Person 1: oh hay it's urban dictionary day yay this has been done before yay day

Person 2: ok imma go on urban dictionary

by Kido123 December 25, 2020

National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day

Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.

Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-

by Dahoodgrill123 November 4, 2021

ham before banned

Becoming intoxicated before college marching band practice

Joker: Lets go ham before banned

by Sandals1384 September 20, 2012

hold before blow it

Holding it (like a handjob) before blwoing it (like a blowjob, obviously)

Like the bases in sex bases or whatever.

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"I hold before blow it!" - Bella Swan

by AngelsFuckingPrincesses August 16, 2011

heard it before

the prefect comeback to a statement to spark a further conversation, mainly used by millennials

Seth "Did you know I can bench double my weight"?

Daniel "heard it before"

by Jones_Liam November 18, 2018

"before and after" photos

The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!

This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...

by QuacksO November 11, 2018

Before face

The face you make directly after intercourse when your partner leaves you unfulfilled sexually.

My face was the same before and after sex. Sucks to be before faced.

by Only2cm January 1, 2019