Finals Beard

A beard grown during finals in order to support the non-failing effort of students attending real schools. Finals Beards may give, good luck, increased analytically abilities, better eye-sight, better hearing, ability to slow down time, ability to travel back in time. Finals Beard abilities are only available during finals.

1. Buddy: "Hey Frank, what did you write for the third essay?"
Frank: "What essay?"
Buddy:"The ones we have to turn in with the final."
Frank: "Essays?! I didn't know about any essays! Oh fu-wait!"
Buddy: "What are you doing?"
Frank: "Finals Beard, activate time travel!"
Buddy: "What?!"
Frank: "...."
Buddy: "So is something supposed to happen?"
Frank: "With what?"
Buddy: "Uuuh nevermind, so what are you going to do about the essays?"
Frank: "I got them right here."

by Beardsman October 21, 2012

bearded dragon

Unshaven Asian Vagina

I usually go for bald beavers, but damn that was one HOT bearded dragon

by Dain735 August 22, 2003

Ginger Beard

Having facial hair that is primarily red or ginger in color, despite not having red hair anywhere else on your body; Ginger beard is a common condition amongst men of beard-growing age.

Ex. My buddy Mike is doing No Shave November. I never knew he was a ginger beard!

by My cousin Mufasa December 4, 2010

weirdo with a beardo

Freaky Dude With A Beard

Ninaa: "OMG! Check Out The Weirdo With A Beardo... Creepy"

by Ninaa November 1, 2007

bearded betty

The art of shaving your girls vigina or pussy and then spooging all over her face and sticking the pubes to her face

Hey bitch u are about to get ran threw you need to get cleaned up. You are gettin a bearded betty.

by Dat Nigga JC March 1, 2003

bearded donut

another way to describe the human asshole

My what a lovely bearded donut you have.

by joshua.wolk June 15, 2010

Beardicide

The act of removing one's facial hair for those who consider it a separate entity. It's usually done for attention, or to impress members of the opposite gender.

Bro: Did you hear about Steve?
Bro 2: No man, what happened?
Bro: He totally committed beardicide.
Bro 2: No way! Why?
Bro: Lauraine called him a sloppy bastard.
Bro 2: What a total bitch, both of them.

by Neelands January 1, 2011