Wank yourself Watson

A polite way of telling somebody to screw off. Very similar to no shit Sherlock

Person 1: Hey the sky is blue
Person 2: No shit Sherlock

Person 1: Wank yourself Watson

by Jaydee18 September 4, 2013

Redeem Yourself January

When you failed nnn november 1st and you redeem yourself by not nutting for the whole january

Some dumbass: im doing ryj
Everybody else: The fuck is that
The dumbass: You nut heads probably failed nnn november 1st then you redeem yourself then you do ryj where you dont nut for the whole january

Redeem Yourself January is when you dont nut in honor of your fallen brother in nnn

by Big Boy Weiner Gang December 3, 2019

keep yourself alive

An amazing song written the legends themselves, Queen, why listen to the crap on the radio while you can just listen to this.

Child: yo, old town road is better than the crap you listen to.
Me: kid you better keep yourself alive right now or else i'll be a killer queen right now.

by Dr. Rhye July 21, 2019

go Fauci yourself

Go fuck yourself. Get outta here. Are you serious.

You are crazy, go fauci yourself

by Joe Kabotz July 29, 2021

Throwing yourself down

temper tantrum; self pity

Nicholas, please stop throwing yourself down every Christmas morning when you do not like your presents.

by jamminjunq May 23, 2020

what about yourself?

What about yourself? means how're you or focus more on yourself.

what about yourself?

by Philosophical-Cat October 31, 2017

Touting yourself bijou

Inadvertently announcing the insubstantial size of your penis

Tom: "I have a 3 inch penis"

Sam: "That's massive"

John: "If you think that 3 inches is massive you must be touting yourself bijou

by Revolver Ocelot January 13, 2009