when you take a piss while grabbing
yer dick then grabbin fries and puttin them in your mouth without washing your hands
yer dick then grabbin fries and puttin them in your mouth without washing your hands
Joe Schmo works at a burger joint. He took a leak on a dumpster cuz some fat bastard cloged up the toilet.He forgot to wash his hands and he took a big helpin of fries and put em in his mouth!
by Spazz13 November 24, 2004
Get the cock friesmug. when a girl chews 10 peppermint altoids, then places a cinnamon flavored listerine pocket pack in her mouth, then gives a blowjob
by sconjaguar January 11, 2008
Get the fried chickenmug. When someone fries (insults) someone, you turn to the insulter and say "fried five," holding up your hand for a high five.
by Sarah the K March 5, 2008
Get the fried fivemug. fast food french fries that have not been salted, leaving them bland and tasteless. usually being discovered after leaving the restaurant.
by creamy cream August 27, 2008
Get the diet friesmug. by azureruza March 19, 2019
Get the french friesmug. Another term for being sunburned. Usually a person who is fried crispy has a relatively moderate sunburn which could entail some peeling. Being fried crispy usually occurs when a person is too stupid, or too stubborn, to apply sunscreen before being outside during the spring and summer. Having red or blonde hair and light skin also gives a person a higher likelihood of being fried crispy.
by pumpkin_patch90 April 18, 2009
Get the Fried Crispymug. by Anonymous July 26, 2003
Get the freedom friesmug.