based artist

Artist that rap in a based style ..or based individuals that make art in some way shape or form

Zero2a100sirbasedallah is a true based artist

by basedknight October 19, 2013

10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th base

A paradox in which you have sex with an crocodile that stole your baby while shaving a false sentence having a three way with one person to which the answer is no.

Fuck you no 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th base sucks

by Youpeoplearehorriblr May 30, 2018

base slave

Anyone who does house cleaning services for crack or any narcotic

Damn, Jerry turned into a base slave

by DingleD April 13, 2022

touch base

To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat supervisors who do no real work, but constantly engage in meta-communication.

Boss: "I'm just calling you to make sure we touch base."
Worker: "Alright, what do we need to discuss?"
Boss: "Well the first thing we need to do is touch base."
Worker: "So the point of this call is to have a call?"
Boss: "Exactly. That's why touching base is so important."
Worker: *muttered* "Go to hell, you recursive asshat."

by Scroatsky April 6, 2008

999th base

Doing it through a hole in the roof of a moving caravan.

Guy: Duuuuuuuuude, do you wanna go to 999th base?

Girl: Have you got a caravan?

by Jen der Bende September 25, 2007

1st base

french kiss or make out

i got to 1st base with a hott chick at the movies

by jesse November 3, 2003

Based God

A term coined by the American Rapper Lil B in reference to himself. A Based God is an individual that possesses maximum swagger, a mansion, sports cars, wonton soup and the inherent ability to fuck your bitch. Moreover, you will actually beg him to fuck your bitch simply because he is Based God. All these conditions must be met for an individual to be a Based God, though it is possible to have some and not all of these. Lil B will fuck your bitch, with or without your consent (which you will always give anyway).

That man just hopped out of his Ferrari and fucked my bitch whilst eating Wonton Soup!

Indeed. He has maximum swagger and is a Based God. Whoop! Swag.

by Whoop Swag May 31, 2011