backspackle

After defiling your old lady’s ass doggie style, pull out your pud before you cum, and spray your jizz all over her lower back.

I love to back spackle on my old lady's tattoo.

by CrackSabbath September 9, 2003

backsacked

when someone flicks you in the sack from behind

I got backsacked
from my girlfriend when i stood in front of the tv

by kevin oneill January 15, 2006

backseat washer upper

When someone is standing behind you as you are washing up, pointing out all the dirty marks you have left on the pot's!!

Mary: You've left a bit of potato in that pan

Jacky: Oh god Mary, you're such a backseat washer upper. Do the bugga yourself!!

by Jacky Mitchell March 21, 2008

go-backs

Items that have not been paid for and are still sellable, but for some reason are not in their correct spot on the shelf (or on the shelf at all).
If a person decides that they do not wish to purchase an item, from that instant forward it is considered a go-back until it sucessfully goes back.

"Is there something wrong with these cans of tuna?"
"No, they're just go-backs."

by M@ and the Albertson's crew December 28, 2006

backside air

To break wind, let go of brown air, etc.

-Oops, sorry, I just made an backside air. Keep moving.
-Jesus man! What did you eat yesterday?!

by Berget May 25, 2007

Backseat Reader

Somebody who sits behind somebody else in a bus and looks over his shoulder to read the newspaper or book he is reading.

Backseat reader: Ooh, there were miners killed at Mozambique today
Man reading newspaper: Hey, stop reading my newspaper! Buy your own!

by amillionminutes July 16, 2009

Backsassorcery

To be exceptionally skilled at "backsassing" other backsassers in forum threads.

derrived from "backsass" and "sorcery"

Wow, notoriety is extremely skilled in the arts of "backsassorcery"

by Azizbethename June 1, 2010