Ian Bockhoop

An absolute stallion.
This man puts a horse cock to shame.
Get's no bitches but still fucking.

(or adult men)

(or children)

Trad-cath-God's-stongests-soldiering-gigachad-neo-nazi-holocaust-denying-hentai-addicted slut.
I wish I could have my holes resized by this man.

"I wish I could have my holes resized by Ian Bockhoop- but sadly I'm not a puppy."

by Ethan The Brave February 22, 2023

ian atkinson

The cute guy that all the girls want. Not just cause of his looks, but of his abilities.Things like cooking, baking, fixing thing, and even sex.

Hey, there is a Ian Atkinson that I want to date.

by Melissa Barnes March 13, 2017

Ian Shower

A shower that involves putting your balls into a shower drain. Named after Ian from Smosh who in a skit put his balls in a shower drain.

I'll brb I'm gonna take an Ian shower.

I got hurt taking an Ian shower, I don't recommend it.

by Twomadium May 30, 2020

Ian? So!!!

Well, a kind of old-fashioned greeting in some small communities in Asia.
Meaning, hi Ian, so whatsup!!

A: Ian? So!!! Hey how are you doing!!
IB: I am fine thanks.

by DefinationMan October 21, 2020

Black Ian

A guy named Ian but he is black.

Have you seen Ian? No, Black Ian!

by Ewalt1981 November 25, 2021

Ian Mackey

A Canadian style blowjob with maple syrup on the penis. It is very common among young couples in the Novascotia province.

For Wayne Gretzky’s birthday his wife gave him and Ian Mackey.

by Iankeller February 27, 2018

Ian Walker

Hard as nails,

Person 1: Let’s steal his chips

Person 2: NO! That’s Ian Walker he's hard as nails.

by Kazorfu August 20, 2023