3:00 am

3 o clock in the morning.

"Hey, let's meet up at 3:00 AM."

by theurbanguy October 31, 2013

Am i fat?

A trick question possed by woman that is intended to put a man in an akward position given she IS gaining weight. This question is propossed to purposly make the man lie if she is. If she is not, then just say know.

woman: I think im getting a little fat, Am i fat?

man: yeah

woman: >:

by diego, sweaty December 16, 2008

Mr Smith AMS

A pervert who teaches 7th grade science. Everytime he is behind his desk he is most likely watching pron and jacking off to some 7th grade girls Snapchat pictures.

“Mr Smith I threw away my papers that I needed”-student “Your a bad girl”-Mr Smith AMS

by Tex_Ranch September 18, 2019

i am pool

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by I am pool April 19, 2021

I am a turtle

When all the fangirls misunderstand what you said.

You: "I̴̥̍̅͊ ̶̭̲͆A ̨̹̥̠̿̌͠M̴̛̬͍̀̊̕ ̹̓̀͂̉E ̜̥̲̤̏͑T̵̲̗͇͉̑È̵͕̖̣̗̓͝R ̪̫̟̩̄̓̒N̴̳͉̝̮̆̌A ͎͎̅͒Ḷ̵̒͐͗̕"
Random Fangirl: Omg, did he just say "I am a turtle?"
You: ...no wtf

by thatJSEandMerkfangirl April 28, 2019

Am i adopted?

A question to your parents when feeling depression.

Tommyinit: Am i adopted?
His mom: Yeah
Tommyinit: oh.

by TheV2playsindictionary March 21, 2021

i am looking

the act of looking intently.

I am looking respectfully or disrespectfully

*shows me a photo of liam payne*
"I am looking"

by liampayne365 October 4, 2021