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floor noodles

noodles that skye eats after she drops them on the floor
ewww did you just eat floor noodles?!
by It’smebitch🤠 March 2, 2019
mugGet the floor noodlesmug.

Noodle Hawk

noun-A person who goes to great lengths to see a penis, mostly indigenous to Afghanistan.
I knew he was a faggot because he was noodle hawking me in the shower." or "I was pissing the other day, and this fucking noodle hawk showed up out of nowhere just staring at my junk!
by MoneyMikeHatten July 8, 2010
mugGet the Noodle Hawkmug.

laser-noodle

a projectile from the mouth...most likely being a noodle.or spit,or basically anything.this most-likely happens when some one is really excited,or just retarded.it is quite funny,but some times disgusting if you fall victim to a laser-noodle
awesome-dude-with-long-hair: dewd,i was at game stop the other day,it was so awesome.

weird-girl-with-domo-backpack: game stop!(at this point the girl shoots a laser-noodle across the table and hits sasquach

awesome-dude-with-long-hair: lawlz!
by awesome-dude-with-long-hair December 18, 2008
mugGet the laser-noodlemug.

Ramen Noodles

Aw crap! I’m poor and got no food in the fridge. I’ve been starving for 3 days and only got $2! What can I get? RAMEN NOODLES!
by You want a cookie? June 14, 2018
mugGet the Ramen Noodlesmug.

Noodle Down

We need to Noodle Down on this issue and remove the mystery.
by Bitter!! November 3, 2010
mugGet the Noodle Downmug.

the Yankee noodle

A sexual act in which hot candle wax is dripped on a man's penis. Then it is left to dry until the penis becomes studded with candle wax and then it's used during intercourse.
Man, she went crazy when I showed her the Yankee noodle. ..
by No name nun November 2, 2014
mugGet the the Yankee noodlemug.

Noodle doodle

When you walk into a shop and then ask for a 'noodle doodle' to get a micro noodle or kimchi
by Toddw2004 September 13, 2016
mugGet the Noodle doodlemug.

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