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Matthias Moment

There are two types of Matthias moment, just like there are two types of diabetes.

A 'Type 1' Matthias moment is when you are accidentally really mean/rash towards someone.

A 'Type 2' Matthias moment is when you are accidentally really creepy/seedy towards someone.
Type 1 - "Oh I was such a prick to David. That was such a Matthias moment, Type 1"

Type 2 - "Oh I had such a Matthias moment, Type 2, with Matt; he said 'In you go baby!'"
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Rhys Moment

A Rhys Moment is a moment in ones life where they feel extremely dumb
That kid changes his answer to the wrong one, he had a total Rhys Moment
by sharp4321 November 29, 2018
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Ellie moment

A moment in which a person become extremely emo and pooey. In these moment a person may experience quoting emo quotes or participating in "am i emo" quizes. When we all know, yes you are an emo
Person A- "I'm drowning in a dark pit of nothingness"

Person B- "ellie moment..."

Person A- "I’m numb and I’m tired. Too much has happened today. I feel as if I’d been out in a pounding rain for forty-eight hours without an umbrella or a coat. I’m soaked to the skin with emotion"

Person A- "becasue im the devil whos searching for redemption 💀 😢"

Person A- "Already I realize certain feelings I was not aware of, like the fear of being hurt.
I despise my own hypersensitiveness, which requires so much reassurance. It is certainly abnormal to crave so much to be loved and understood"

Person A- "Anxiety is a feeling grown too large. A feeling grown aggressive and dangerous. You're responsible for it's consequences, you're responsible for treating it. But Michael, you're not responsible for causing it. You're not morally at fault for it. No more than you would be for a tumor"
by fartbollocks March 13, 2022
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Clarity Moment

the minutes following a male orgasm where he has complete clarity about everything in his life.
0-5 minutes post-ejaculate (clarity moment): i pondered about what events led me to fuck this annoying 3/10 when i could have spent 3 minutes jerking it to my sexy co-workers facebook pictures. what the fuck is wrong with me? i really want to be an astronaut. family guy sucks.

5< minutes post-ejaculate (return to normal): alright maybe if i fuck her tomorrow she will be less annoying and a 5/10. i'm too lazy to be an astronaut. if i'm a little high family guy is funny.
by well...shit March 3, 2014
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hurst moment

person 1: *looks at a Lana Rhodes photo* she is very ugly

person 2: that's a hurst moment
by lagoom December 25, 2021
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Mahala moment

A Mahala moment is when someone is being really loud and then poops themselves.

Olivia: LOLOLOL that was so funny!!
Sophia: XDXDXD IKR
Mahala: *Screams then poops*
Olivia and Sophia: Now that was a Mahala moment!
I just LOL'd so hard then I pooped in my pants. Now that was a mahala moment.
by POOPYPOOPOO123 May 26, 2020
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Vrakious Moment

Vrakious moment -
A moment where tech in the Roblox Star Wars Genre does not work or has lots of bugs
“My saber pike has a cylinder at the end.”
“Yep, that’s a Vrakious moment.”
by Overwatchredditlucio123 August 6, 2021
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