I'll pay you when I get paid

Something someone says with no intention of paying anyone back.

Mikey: "Alright David, here's your Triple Cheeseburger with Fries and a Coke. That's £12 total."
David: "I'll pay you when I get paid."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

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Nope, monthly pay

Yes, mummy and daddy bought it for me

Did mummy and daddy pay for that?

Nope, monthly pay

by Late86 July 8, 2022

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I'll order a pizza and pay for it

What you tell a girl that doesn't like you. But you can't take a hint so you offer a pizza.

Boy:"Hey do you want to hang out Thursday? I'll order a pizza and pay for it!"

Girl: ummmmm sorry I have other plans...

by Riley212 July 11, 2016

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patriarchy pay day

When a man pays for a women as a means of financial compensation for the women having to live in a patriarchal and oppressive society.

Thank god it was patriarchy pay day on my date with josh last night, he brought me dinner which is great because I had to spend $700 on a new IUD last week.

by Clem dupe June 1, 2023

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Anniversa-pay

A Catholic-Irish tradition where a bride and groom are given a down payment for a house on their 5th wedding anniversary by the brides mother and step-father.

Oh my goodness! Thank you so much for the anniversa-pay gift, mom and Dave! So excited for the house downpayment!

by Your daughter H April 26, 2022

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A Pay Day is when you have unprotected anal sex and you get a small peanut lodged in your pee hole.
You then find a friend and pee on them, shooting the peanut in their direction, like the Pay Day candy bar.

Charles played a prank on me by hiding my phone. I got him back with a Pay Day! Boy was he surprised.

by scratchedtaint June 21, 2022

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