Greg is a little simple soul. He enjoys playing, biking, referencing things he's never read, responding to emails from his classmates, -- I'm polish baby --. You imagine when you're talking to him, that in a past life he probably enjoyed the company of naked mole rats, but now he's settled for the human species neither from which he's apart, nor to which he's a part.
Hi, ich bin Student, und heiße Greg, und will dich bumsen! translation: Hi I'm a student, named Greg, who wants to fuck you!
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ME: omg im truly greg
IDIOT: whats are you talking about?
ME: im a part of the fastest growing army on the internet!
IDIOT: *slowy backs away*
IDIOT: whats are you talking about?
ME: im a part of the fastest growing army on the internet!
IDIOT: *slowy backs away*
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Person 1: Hey, Baby Girl, wanna indulge in a little Slippery Greg?
Person 2: Fuck yeah, I'll get the tarp
Person 2: Fuck yeah, I'll get the tarp
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