Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping

So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...

by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018

Iowa Crunch Bar

A doodie filled with corn usually enjoyed as an evening treat with a side serving of Sprite.

Brad: Hey man do you want to get a candy bar
Kevin: No way man I just want an Iowa Crunch Bar

by Floofypenguin March 13, 2020

Crunch

Knowing a lot

That guy knows crunch

by Daniel flors January 7, 2022

White Crunch Bar

The nickname of a girl who puts makeup over all her acne to hide it even though we all obviously see it, and it looks worse with the caked makeup on it.

Ew shes a white crunch bar!

by Bailey22301 July 9, 2015

Crunch

Crack cocaine.

I'm looking for some crunch, I wanna get high!

by Baphomet March 19, 2019

Cap'n Crunch

A gender neutral activity done by partners. The act is playing with the persons mouth (specifically scratching the roof of the mouth with exactly two fingers)

"I'll give you a real Cap'n Crunch tonight if you're good."

by Captain Wally March 16, 2019

Taco Crunch

A swift hand movement to the female genetalia region, causing pain in the vagina

Dave gave a taco crunch to Nancy after she slept with his dad.

by Dave-Kort October 18, 2013