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Perfect couple

A relationship between two people (like Anya and Jevro), that is amazing and just perfection (like Anya and Jevro).
3 meals a day? More like 3 fucks a day, those are perfect couple goals!
by Janya shipper March 16, 2021
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three way couple

there is a boy that two girls like and he likes them both
he is in a three way couple
by weiami October 3, 2017
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Chicago truffle power couple

A Chicago Truffle Power Couple (known as gooning squared) is when a man edges himself for hours, sometimes in multiple spurts, to achieve something of a trance state of being. His dick and body are aligned, and he has lost control of most motor skills, cognitive ability and communication ability. His body reverts to shaky, jerky motions, tounge sticking out, dull expression in his eyes, face. All communication is done with grunts and moans, and all thinking ability is removed. He is white as a sheet and embodies a walking, living erection. The woman he is with (the squared part) also edges herself into this same state, sometimes using the man’s dick to edge herself, and becomes a “goonette” or “truffle”. Together they make the Chicago Truffle Power Couple, being many of headlines in newspapers thanks to their deregulated motor skills and antisocial behavior. These couples usually manifest themselves in low income areas or low iq areas (more if these overlap) and are very entertaining to watch. They exit this state when they ejaculate, and revert back to their normal, much less fun state.
Look at those people over there, they are completely whacked out!

Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.
by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025
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flex couple

A couple whose gender roles are unfettered by tradition, societal judgment, or physiology.
An individual in a flex couple is a "flexeur."
by lengler December 17, 2013
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Couple Beef

When two people in a relationship have a back and forth fight with one another.
Sophia: Did you pick up the dog at the vet?
Patrick: I thought you were going to pick up the dog at the vet!
Sophia: I told you that I was going to pick up some doggy treats at the store!
Patrick: And I told you that I couldn't pick up the dog because I was going to get a haircut!
Dog: My owners are taking a while to pick me up... they must be having couple beef.
by Leon 11037 May 1, 2018
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Couple Goals

Mitch and Sarah are absolute couple goals!!!!
by jesus x August 29, 2022
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Couple Goalzy

When a couple is just too damn cute
"Wow do you see them? They are so couple goalzy!"
by NI G GA R January 15, 2017
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