A dumb ass fucking kisser from oregon city, kisser as a dumb shit that fucks his or her second cousin. Seriously i went to school with this motherfucker hes an asshole. Just someone everyone should hate unless you like fucking your second cousin and not going to the hospital. You won't ever like this kid in your life. Again he went to oregon city high school.
by bob12345678910abcdefgy September 29, 2012
Get the A Carson that is a kissermug. 
A guy who is just so chill your nips get cold just being in his in his presence and he is so sexy that you just can’t handle it anymore and that I’m sexy and I know it song starts playing but he can be really funny with his 9/11 jokes or his hitler ones and have you laughing all night and he is a complete chad
by Big doc Eugene 69 June 1, 2019
Get the Carsonmug. American Football Quarterback who played at Nevada during his college years. He betrayed his team by skipping the Quicklane Bowl.
by Biden is a dick December 26, 2021
Get the Carson Strongmug. Who is Ken Carson?
For the blind, he's light.
For the hungry, he's bread.
For the sick, he's the cure.
For the sad, he's joy.
For the lonely, he's company.
For the poor, he's the treasure.
For the debtor, he's forgiveness.
For the blind, he's light.
For the hungry, he's bread.
For the sick, he's the cure.
For the sad, he's joy.
For the lonely, he's company.
For the poor, he's the treasure.
For the debtor, he's forgiveness.
Dear Ken Carson,
I'm writing to express my profound admiration for your outstanding musical talent. Your compositions exude a creativity that's truly commendable. The precision in your delivery and infectious hooks leave an indelible mark. I eagerly anticipate witnessing your artistic evolution. You've gained a devoted admirer in me.
I'm writing to express my profound admiration for your outstanding musical talent. Your compositions exude a creativity that's truly commendable. The precision in your delivery and infectious hooks leave an indelible mark. I eagerly anticipate witnessing your artistic evolution. You've gained a devoted admirer in me.
by charismatic demonstrator February 24, 2024
Get the Ken Carsonmug. A profound gentleman that can attract many women. If they have the name Carson James lindgren it’s even better. If this is the case they will have an amazing life to go along with the obscure rizz.
by Braden wright December 18, 2024
Get the Carsonmug. Scott Carson is the greatest footballer to ever exist, he is the winner of 7 Ballon Dor’s and numerous other prestigious awards. His super fans @RedmondKristian and @Carsonator_ post Scott Carson prop to show the world how much of a legend Scotty C is. Undisputed 🐐
by Bosco444 September 10, 2020
Get the Scott Carsonmug.