I love you like a fat kid likes cake

It means they like you as much as a fat ass kid loves to bother his mom about the chocolate cake because he wants it that bad

I love you like a fat kid likes cake

by PseudonymBruh May 5, 2021

if i loved you less, i might be able to talk about it more

from Jane Austen's Emma, meaning that i love you so much that i can even put it into words.

"(name) If I loved you less, i might be able to talk about it more."

by bottomsblues November 13, 2022

Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation.

I shat my pants

I Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation. My pants

by Lightning Mcdouble April 4, 2021

i love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village

A fucked up way of saying i love you

"Deborah. I love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village."

by The Darkness!!!! December 24, 2019

and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure

and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure

and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure

by and dude i talked to kenny las October 29, 2017

there goes someone's heartbeat you are the reason. For him you are a beautiful angel. For him, he love you to the square of infinity. - onyx

there goes someone's heartbeat you are the reason. For him you are a beautiful angel. For him, he love you to the square of infinity. - onyx

there goes someone's heartbeat you are the reason. For him you are a beautiful angel. For him, he love you to the square of infinity. - onyx

by _Onyx November 23, 2021

i love you

a word nobody would ever say to me

girl: I love you! I've been holding it in for years, and I thought this would be the perfect time to confess!
me: wait is this a dream

by nzap85 December 13, 2021