The Wrong Mermaid 

a. A merperson (usually a woman) who is the inverse of prevalent cultural depictions of merpeople: the front half of a fish attached at the waist to the bottom half of a person.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.

Behind the door, I was shocked to find The Wrong Mermaid: Gwen immobilized on the couch, torso rolled tightly in Mom's quilt. Compromising as the position was, the back of Denise's head kept me from being forever traumatized by the sight of my pantsless sibling. I shut my eyes and pressed through to the hall.

The Wrong Mermaid by ExCognita March 25, 2023

You wrong for that

When someone says something fkd up but could still be funny to you, on the inside you just know bro fkd up for pointin out something like that

Bro:That bih so skinny youd be hittin bones if u clapped
Jaishoin:man yo ass wrong for that 😭
Or
Jaishoin: Bro you wrong for that

You wrong for that by TornForum April 3, 2024

100% wrong! 

A classic misdirection, and the funniest joke ever made.

Vermaine: "Hey guys, I got 100% on that test..."
Everyone else: "ok"
Vermaine:"... 100% wrong!"
Everyone else: *dies of laughter*

100% wrong! by CharlesGremmyG November 4, 2024

Stop Wrong Don't 

Ha! No. Don't care. I'm going to.

Hym "There is a lot of 'wrong' here, YouTube flith. I am not going to 'stop wrong don't' until I have both the credit I deserve and the money that goes along with it."

Stop Wrong Don't by Hym Iam November 30, 2024

Investigating wrong deliberately

Well, no.

Hym "I mean, yeah that too. There is a cover up element but it's also buttressed by them investigating wrong deliberately. Let they are investigating... Not the thing I'M talking about but, rather, investigating ME for crimes that I am not actually or actively doing and/or am not doing anymore or haven't done. So they are trying to catch a child murderer who hasn't or isn't murdering kids and even if I were they would not be able to react in time to do any more that clean up the corpse. Right? So, they SEE the thing that is happening... But what they want to see is 'me murder a child' so they can keep doing the weaponized schizophrenia and deluding themselves into believing that they are doing something other than exacerbating a problem the solution to which they are too stupid in which to participate.... Sooo... A little column A, a little column B. Like, they want me to murder the kids so they can say 'See? I was right all along!' And that is why that AREN'T doing MY thing because then I get to be the one who says 'SEE!? I was right all along!' And I am already doing that because I am that and they are not that. It's AM envy. I AM. They are not."

Investigating wrong deliberately by Hym Iam December 18, 2025

Proving Wrong Bias

A bias focused on demonstrating that others are mistaken rather than finding truth or understanding. The goal is not to learn but to win—to expose error, humiliate opponents, and accumulate rhetorical victories. Proving wrong bias often leads to hyper‑critical reading of others' arguments, searching for any weakness while ignoring strengths. It is common in competitive intellectual environments like academic debates, online forums, and political commentary, where status is gained by tearing down rather than building up. It produces clever critics but few collaborators.

Example: “He found a typo in her argument and declared victory, ignoring the substantive points—proving wrong bias, mistaking a minor error for total refutation.”

Proving Wrong Bias by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal April 16, 2026

jurong wrong

The feeling when you take the wrong MRT and accidentally end up in Jurong when your destination was literally on the other side of Singapore. Often accompanied by regret, confusion, and staring at the route map for 5 minutes.

Walao eh, I was supposed to go Bugis but got distracted by TikTok and ended up Jurong Wrong.

jurong wrong by Slangapore June 2, 2026