Windows XP

A version of Windows, that according to the Windows Pattern should have been terrible but is one of micrsoft's best ever.

Windows 95 - Bad
Windows 98 - Good
Windows ME - very, very bad
Windows 2000 - Good
Windows XP - Also good
Windows Vista bad
Windows 7 - Awesome
Windows 8 - Bad

by Sinfonia69 December 7, 2014

windows key + d

Actually, it doesn't minimize all windows, it shows the desktop. There is a slight difference. When you maximize any window, all your former maximized/restored windows will open again. Window Key + M is actually the minimize all shortcut, however if an application has a dialog open, it will not minimize it.

windows key + D shows the desktop, Windows key + M minimizes all windows that don't have open dialog boxes.

by Gomer Pyle July 24, 2007

Windowfart

When you have several instant messenger windows open and you accidentally type something into one of them that was meant to go to another person. Usually something that can get you in trouble if it goes to the wrong recipient. Similar to a brain fart.

Oh no, I just totally windowfarted and sent the following message to my boss instead of my friend.

Message - "Did you hear that he smoked a joint in the hallway outside the office yesterday?"

by PixieBug October 16, 2008

Windowsed

What happens when you use Windows for too long (all at once or over periods of time) and you start to hate stuff. The first thing that is hated is computers, then your (seemingly) messy desk, then the fact that you can't lick your elbow (or other weird shit), then you hate the floor because it is sticky (even if you're wearing shoes), and then you'll hate your keyboard, mouse, speakers, etc., and then finally yourself.

I think you've been Windowsed.

by Windoze Basher August 24, 2010

Windowing

When someone's face becomes the window to a pair of beef curtains.

(Putting someones face up to a woman's vagina and licking the inner labia of her sexual organs)

I walked in and saw Patrick windowing Nadia, it was a spectacular sight.

by TheJokerr June 1, 2018

Window Licker

A child with a disease in the head; One who rides a short bus

Mayor Wright Loves Window Lickers

by Mayor Wright October 24, 2018

Windows 7

The best browser we will ever have. It features a series of cool function like automatic updates and better built-in antivirus. The OS supports 32GBs of RAM if you are running ultimate version. The cool aero theme and the file explorer makes it even better. It recked Windows Vista, the worst OS in the world except Windows 8. Sadly it had been discontinued by Microsoft and will no longer receive updates. Thank you for your support Windows 7!

RIP Windows 7

by bored hong kong student September 24, 2020