wet tent

to have an erection in your pants then proceed to blow a load in them.

That girl was so hot that she gave me a wet tent

by daentourage June 28, 2009

Wet Jungle

When a man urinates on to another mans head. During this process the urine drips on to the man's face causing the man to feel a major sensation and jizz for several minutes straight.

When I was over Jim's house I made a major Wet Jungle on his head. It was great!!!

by Jozabr January 25, 2011

Wet Walter

The act of dampening your finger and sticking it in an unexpecting victims butt crack, as you would a wet willy

Beth bent over in front of me and the opportunity presented itself so I gave her a Wet Walter

by TylerJ182 May 11, 2009

wet the monkey

To perform a sexual act involving male genitalia that are moistened by any substance, especially by, ahem, natural lubrication.

I haven't wet the monkey in FOREVER. I'm seriously pining.

Dude, you wet the monkey when you're by yourself? That takes a lot of effort. I normally keep it dry.

by Garr Fizlock March 4, 2009

wet somebody

From New York City rap, to wet somebody is to kill them, or wound them.

I'm so pissed off that I'm gonna go wet somebody tonight.

by Old Hoss December 6, 2016

wet donut

When you're enjoying anal sex and then proceed at the right moment to jizzom around the circumference of the anus, the manoeuvre is completed by violently throwing a handful of 'hundreds and thousands' into the rectal zone.

Man, I gave that girl a wet donut, now she's sucking dick for sprinkles

by 468654356 November 9, 2015

wet pipe

Someone who is usually of the female species who has the fundamental brain of a pipe. They seem as if the only thing flowing through their brain is water

"She's such a wet pipe, she doesn't understand anything"

by Mishalover March 8, 2017