Walmart

The shithole of humanity. Once you enter their store, you will find yourself ashamed to be a part of your species. Especially when you see someone you knew once, which is really awkward.

Ex: "Hey, do you wanna go to Walmart today? Gotta pick up some groceries."

"Fuck Walmart and their low, low prices!

by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 15, 2018

WalMart

A place where overly sized balooga whale looking ass people who take way too much time on those scooters who a4e Shit parents. A place where Most of the time people play the game, "is it sleeping or is it dead"

People of walmart

by IphoneSlayer1713 March 26, 2017

Walmart Song

The type of song that would be in an average Walmart commercial.

Do you actually like Thunder by Imagine Dragons? That fucking Walmart Song?

by Gregory Egg October 24, 2023

Walmart

A mixed breed dog that is named after a retailer

Look at that Walmart barking.

by SPrice1980 May 13, 2022

Walmart slut

One who buys lingerie and/or non brand name clothing in an attempt to procure wealth, goods and/or men.

If only that Walmart slut could have made it to Victoria’s Secret- they have a sale on black bras and no one would have to see her pasty white strap.

by Jax Loreau January 17, 2025

Walmarted

To purchase an item, use it, and then return it.

I walmarted a hammer so I could finish my project.

by sempd September 11, 2021

Walmart

A place where you can find all of your white trash items

Let's go to Walmart jumbo

by What's urban dicktionary March 11, 2017