I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Whole Woman

A woman that was born a female and remains a female

I prefer to drain well hung trans ladyboys than be with a whole woman

by Homo Whisperer June 23, 2024

This whole thing

Is just trying to make me "get over" aversions I do not have. You try to control me and then tell people I have a fear of control and that you are doing this because of that. You try to get me to change by more explicitly making my life the Truman show-esque hell I had described and then accusing me of having an aversions to change.

Hym "This whole thing is a farce and a deliberate one designed to mirror the things I said about your religion. And it isn't any of those things. It's the thing I said it was. Still getting harassed. Still miserable at work. My symptoms have improved as I found a new way of milking the fluid buildup in my skull. And all so you can make an exercise of making me give up on getting what I want out of life and instead take what Jordan Peterson and friends want me to have. Which is LESS THAN WHAT THEY HAVE. Fuck you. My life can change (for the better) without me changing myself FIRST, Jordan."

by Hym Iam December 4, 2025

whole blast

a ways to say fun and/or funny

“ugh that sucked”
“that was a whole blast”

by sydneyf September 17, 2019

thats a whole lotta lean

a particullar phrase wich indicates the humongous amount of Lean present in The building

oh shit, thats a whole lotta lean

by thekayguy January 11, 2018

bro i was a dude the whole time

When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.

A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."

by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025

whole grain gooch

The salty sweat that comes off your nugs after a hard activity and is rubbed off on a potato chip for a tasty snack

Gary whole grain Gooch is just what I needed on my chips when I got home from school

by anacondacot7 May 6, 2016