r/vegan user: I was socially exiled after spending hours telling everyone whos not vegan(literally hitlers!!!) I'm a vegan
Rationale user: Good.
Rationale user: Good.
by s8023js0339s December 01, 2021
by ooooooooooooooooooooooooooof May 10, 2017
by Clayboybunny October 11, 2015
A soccer player that purposely and willingly flops or drops to the ground, "eats grass", and therefore becomes a soccer vegan. The goal of a soccer vegan is to gain the attention of the ref and draw a foul. Usually but not always, true soccer vegans will perform a rather theatrical performance while falling to the ground, sometimes leaning towards ridiculous behavior.
Fan 1: Man, that guy is a total soccer vegan!
Fan 2: Yea, it's a shame that soccer today is now becoming filled with soccer vegans instead of actual soccer players.
Fan 1: Well at least we still have soccer players!
Fan 2: Yea, it's a shame that soccer today is now becoming filled with soccer vegans instead of actual soccer players.
Fan 1: Well at least we still have soccer players!
by Soccerology 101 June 19, 2018
This vegan bacon is amazing compared to yours
by Veganboy98 February 12, 2018
Something irrational, contradictory, or illogical. Directly connotates idiocy in demanding someone cater to you because you live a specific lifestyle, I.e. vegan.
Chad ordered a diet soda to go with his three double cheeseburgers and large fries. I told him next time he should eat at a vegan steakhouse.
Tom tried to explain to Jerry that owning a Prius is like eating at a vegan steakhouse.
Tom tried to explain to Jerry that owning a Prius is like eating at a vegan steakhouse.
by Anachronos June 11, 2014
by Jules "Granda" Knipe July 17, 2008