A Valentine is a wonderful woman with dazzling eyes, a mesmerizing smile and heavenly boobs. She will be your favorite work of art. Have a Valentine in your life.
by therealfranksinatra November 22, 2021
Get the Valentinemug. Valentine is a name that exists even if Valentin get all the attention.
So she is very charming, a well-living person, really enthusiastic, she cares a lot about how peoples feels. She loves adventures, and spending time with friends.
So she is very charming, a well-living person, really enthusiastic, she cares a lot about how peoples feels. She loves adventures, and spending time with friends.
by AValentineWithA-E November 22, 2021
Get the Valentinemug. The only time where you can buy a ton of chocolate and give it to someone in desperate need of it to cure their depression.
Jon: "Happy Valentine's day, Andy."
Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"
Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"
by DinoArms February 16, 2022
Get the Valentine's Daymug. The name Valentine. Either really sweet or really mean, no in between. People named Valentine are otherworldly drop dead gorgeous. Don’t fuck with them they will cut off your dick and your feet.
by Unga booga pussy fart December 18, 2022
Get the Valentinemug. A special kind of muscle that can only be created by a few men in this world. To grow the type muscle you must drink many many bud lights whether it be keg can or bottle beer, as long as it's bud light. The only twist is that you have to be born on valentines day. In this case all the bud light that's consumed will become Beer Muscle because of all the 12 ounce curls and the females love it.
"Check out that guys muscles. I heard he doesn't even work out."
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"
by Beer Knowledge February 13, 2017
Get the Valentines Beer Musclemug. A sad sloppy pizza for a single person to eat alone on valentines day, this pizza can be made worse when special sauce from a valentines couple is dripped on top.
by Freddie osborn February 14, 2022
Get the valentines pizzamug. a gorgeous ass woman that all the guys and gals swoon over. a lot of people are jealous of her because of how pretty she is, and she's actually super awesome and nice
by bwaddertwin July 8, 2023
Get the Valentinemug.