vaseline burrito

The most insulting body part a man can offer to feed a woman.

"Hey baby, how about a big salty bite of my vaseline burrito?"

by Good Good October 7, 2005

vaseline

When some one is completely pissin' you off and acting like an asshole. At your Job, in your family, friends that don't know when to stop bringin that drama and mind their biz, lets say. We all have those pretentious pain it the skibby loud mouths in our live we have no control of having to deal with every day. Hears a solution. "Vaseline"
Take a 4 oz bottle of vaseline and lube up the door handles of the jerks car i.e. prank wars.

Then when they go to get in the car they will slip up and fall straight on their ass.

Manager: I know you already work your ass off for me, but I'm wanting to go get plastered with this hot chick tonight and I need you to close up, even though it's you birthday today.
Employee: I'll show him;) OK fine I've got it for you.
Manager: Great, Oh and this kid puked all over the floor on Isle 8, I need you to get that for me to K?
Employee: Just Great, alright boss;) Let me get something out of my car first ok?
Manager: Be rick tick your on "My" clock.
E: (Vaselines the door Jams and waits with a camera)
M: (goes to leave and grabs the handle slipping straight on his ass, while you watch)
E: Oh, I'm sorry, did that hurt? Lemmy take a pic for you this is classic. Do you feel what you act like now ass.

M: Your fired, and forget about getting a ref., from me.
E: Awesome, I'll make more money off you tubing this shot then you ever paid me Ass. See Ya. Oh, BTW you need to get on the clock seeing as though I'm fired. This kid puked all over isle 8 and it smells like Yo' mommas under ware;) after you banged her last night. *Peace I'm Outta here*

by MistressOfDisasterElliek May 9, 2010

Vast right-wing conspiracy

1. A glorious organization thought up by the loony left to blame for all of their own failures.

1. Man, that pigeon just crapped on my car, it must be a part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

2. Man, I'm a poor penniless hippie because of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

3. Man, what's your problem, I don't smell, you're just in the VRWC.

by NCTL November 1, 2004

Vaseline on toast

Vaseline on some toast. Are you fucking retarded what did you expect

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by Vaseline on toast April 21, 2019

Vasil

A Greek thicc bitch with a hairy ass back.

"Bro, she was thicc but the hairy back turned me off."
"Ooooh she was a Vasil."

Alternative meaning: A big dick Vasil that also has a hairy back and is of Greek descent.

by Hairy back Vasil May 24, 2017

Vasco Ignus

1) A general term for stupidity and incompetence, implied in cases in which the above is applied in large quantities constantly. In other words, Vasco Ignus is an insult used to imply that there is never a period in time in which the person called such is not, has not been, or will never be stupid. You could call it perpetual stupidity.
2) Nicholas Wade Maynard

The sheer idiocy is already implied, and therefore no examples are needed.

by RC_rep February 1, 2005

vasectomy safe

This textual description that indicates that a man has had a vasectomy. The implication is that since a man is now supposedly incapable of getting a female pregnant that a condom does not have to be used.

Consider that if a condom is used, whether the man has had a vasectomy or not, getting a female pregnant isn't an issue. Why even mention it at all.

A typical example would be a couple's text description in a swinger's website or in any other forum where couples are available for swinging and their personal and sexual preferences and details are expressed, such as the example below, this example is just a small part of a typical description of a couple,

Describe Yourselves:

Him:
He is 178 lbs, HWP, "v"-safe, (also vasectomy safe, or v-safe)....

Her:
She is...

by Diane Stowe October 24, 2007