bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar

See "It could be worse".

Person A: Bank of Queensland suspended my card by complete mistake lol
Person B: bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar

by Chuck86 July 27, 2023

Nah fuck that! All you niggas got me fucked up! All yo mamas got me fucked up!

a stupid tiktok audio. Used when you see a bug right beside you and say this when you jump 6 ft into the air while you run or when you get a C- and can’t be bother enough

Pico: My ice cream melted
The pedo uncle: Nah fuck that! All you niggas got me fucked up! All yo mamas got me fucked up! now suck my dick like you sucked that ice cream i bought you

by Caffeinataed April 19, 2021

National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day

August 13 is the day you fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass.

My ass got grabbed 3 times today, tomorrow is the day i’m gonna fuck those 3 people up, “National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day“

by R@NDUMDUD3 August 12, 2019

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT

if someone says this its a good signal that they need to calm the fuck down

smart person: i dont like hazbin hotel
youtube commenter: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT
smart person: lol what

by soupmaster 69 May 15, 2020

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said

"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

by ferrkk October 12, 2011

National shut the fuck up and stop making up unfunny fake days on urban dictionary day

A day on April 21st. Just shut up, dude

Dude 1: NATIONAL DISCORD MOD DAY!!

Dude 2: shut up, its National shut the fuck up and stop making up unfunny fake days on urban dictionary day

by Troller7164 April 19, 2021

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BLUE TEXT OMG OMG OMG BLUE TEXT IM SO FUNNY LOL HAHA BLUE TEXT

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

by bluetextman July 29, 2021