TURTLE POUNDER

A MAN WHO IS GAY, HAS BAD LUCK WITH WOMEN OR A CHILDISH MAN

"RAGUSIN IS MOST LIKELY A TURTLE POUNDER"

by WORKIN STIFF October 18, 2008

Turtle Treasure

The treasure that is inside turtles and tortoises. It can only be acquired by breaking or prying open the shell. It usually comes in the form of gold coins or assorted jewels.

1. Hey dude, did you know that if you break open a turtle there's treasure inside.

2. Dude I went to the aquarium with my hammer yesterday, I got so much turtle treasure.

by England420 February 18, 2009

turtleing

having to hold a massive shit until you get to a toilet

rob was turtleing so badly he tobacco stained his underpants. see tobacco stain

by prairie dog 13 December 17, 2012

Mud for my turtle

Having sex, fucking, getting pussy

Me: "So whats been going on with you?"

My grandfather: "Oh, just tryin to get some mud for my turtle"

by beefsupreme October 15, 2008

turtleneck skank

a skank who actually dresses amishly/conservatively but is really annoying

"Have you met that new suck-up amish-like girl?"
"Oh yeah, she is SUCH a turtleneck skank!"

by Chloey April 4, 2008

Turtle Effect

turtle effect:what happens to the male anatomy when it's cold outside.

I was chilling outside sportin this wife beater and Samantha called, so I was like "yeah come on over!!". She came over and I pulled my pants down.. she just pointed and laughed then took a picture. Yeah, she dubbed it the turtle effect. I dipped my penis in acid the next day. I am ashamed ._.

by Eriiku December 14, 2008

turtle backpack

The most badass thing in existence. A backpack, that looks like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle shell. It comes with 4 masks

"Dude, was that Donatello that just walked past?"
"No that was just Lucy in her badass ninja turtle backpack."

by badasscj September 17, 2011