by Cookies for Pilgrims May 10, 2009
A dirty turtle is when you are fucking a girl (or guy) from behind on the floor. Just as you are about to ejaculate, you run their head into the wall, knocking them out unconcious. Once knocked out, ejaculate all over their stomach, and watch them while they lay on their back helplessly, just like a turtle.
by Rueskibob37 November 01, 2006
Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont spray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.
by www.geocities.com/project_fallen June 08, 2004
Describes a dance in which the hands are put in a fist, and put up near your face like you are driving like and old person, and move side to side.
by Alexander "Rookie" Smith April 09, 2008
by CassidyFapia February 13, 2011
When you crawl around on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 with a riot shield on your back the whole match
by Mr Pie007 February 18, 2010
the first shit that you pump out of your ass after a rock hard cock has been in it, causing bleeding such that the tip of the shit is coated in red blood.
she told me to pull out cause she was gonna drop a red turtle in my mouth, but instead she smeared it all over my chest
by in the out hole November 23, 2007