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Trunk Slap

When your girlfriend and/or wife is post sex cuddling and you roll over and whack her in the eye with your penis.
"She looked so peaceful, so I trunk slapped her!"
by Rezelka August 23, 2012
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tree trunk whale

The most fatest thing alive also know to be the biggest slag. They have tree trunk thighs and has a belly like a whale, this is why they are called tree trunk whales.
by Sub to Finnuz123 August 24, 2017
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trunk flip

Something when you shiz in someones mouth then you french kiss them. Reason why because "trunk" = asz or poop "flip" = flip from anal hole to mouth hole
Dude that girl pissed me off i got her drunk and trunk flipped her
by Not a trunk flipper April 30, 2014
mugGet the trunk flipmug.

Muddy trunk

When a man sticks his trunk in the rear end of a woman aka anal sex
I want to get a muddy trunk with you tonight.
by Tommi Star July 17, 2015
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Tree Trunk

Someone who is particularly sluggish at soccer. He might have the physique for it but there is something inconsistent about his capacity to sprint or even jog with the ball without reaching a full stop.

The reference to a log or a tree trunk comes from the spanish translation “tronco”, which implies his motionlessness.
If it weren’t for Bofo Bautista we would’ve definitely beat Argentina at the world cup. It’s probably the worst substitution in the competition’s history, the guy doesn’t even understand the way the numbers on the back of the shirt are supposed to work plus he’s a tree trunk. See if this manager doesn’t get fired straight away.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 18, 2023
mugGet the Tree Trunkmug.

Trunking

Spiking multiple splinters around your shaft while cutting a customized hole into the trunk of a tree (preferably with many splinters inside). This technique consists of inserting the splintered penis into the tree, and then severing your shaft so that it stays inside the tree so that your trunk is apart of the tree trunk.
"Some guy gave me $20 to go trunking with him."

"Imma need a dick transplant after that wild trunking session."
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024
mugGet the Trunkingmug.

trunk ornament

A Body Piercing or multiple body piercings located in the area one might usually find a Tramp Stamp.

aka Boot Ornament
"Damn girl, that's no tramp stamp. That's a full blown Trunk Ornament!"
by Pseudonomicon June 11, 2016
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