Tech Sexport

When having sex, one person is paying more attention to some form of technology (Computer, TV, Videogames exc.) this in turn gives them help to pleasure their partner better then ever. Normally it is a man using the sexport

Rick: Dude so last night I was watching Lost when me and Sara were getting it on. She said it was the best sex ever.

Josh: Way to use that Tech Sexport

by Davidiculous July 5, 2011

Tech-shit

to confuse someone with technology related jargon. Or to use a technological excuse for not doing something.

don't tech-shit me, I know you didn't text. Her: I sent the email, perhaps it's the server. Me: Honey, please do not tech-shit me!

by Julce June 28, 2012

tech dust

crummy substance on the bottom of the tech floors

Oh shit! i got tech dust on my leg!
go on without me

by victim of the dust May 31, 2018

'rect-tech

Technology that improves upon our lives. Useful technology or technology used in a useful, common-sensical, or creative way.

Ben 1:"Yo, this website is an online dictionary of slang with my own definitions."
Ben 2:"Word B, that's 'rect-tech!"

by Benjamins at GSC February 10, 2006

Voc Tech

Voc is a shitty school, located in New Bedford, also known as Joke Tech, where these dumbass students think they are cool because they are plumbers.

Dartmouth Kid: “That faggot goes to Voc Tech”
Westport kid: “Oh? You mean Joke Tech?”
Dartmouth Kid: “Same thing”

by that1kidfromMa March 14, 2020

Skippy the lab tech

The cherriest cherry of them all. The creator and ruler of cherryville. Can be found in his secret hiding location...THE CHERRY PIT.
(ps he also has a small penis)

"This Cherry Coke tastes different." "I think they added more skippy."

by nowthatyouredead July 10, 2003

Reading is Tech

"Reading is Tech" is what one says when they see they did / said something dumb that could have been avoided if they had simply read the relevant reading.

Oh crap, I didn't see that I wasn't supposed to do that*, reading is tech.

* When referring to doing the wrong homework assignment

by INeverRead April 27, 2013