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Tomato Religion

by MrOce May 6, 2019
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gone off tomato

When you leave tomatoes out for too long and they go moldy.
The gone off tomatoes taste like rotten blood.
by Debskelly1985 March 14, 2023
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Tomato Satan

A rare species of miserable, little man who thinks he's entitled to sexually harassing females and places blame on his sexual confusion/frustration. Often arrogant and believes he's attractive to both genders, oblivious to how repulsive he is to glance upon.

Tomato satans come in a variety of colors, but red is most common. Hence the name tomato satan, due to the red pigmentation often resembling the red of a tomato and also satan.

Other common traits include crooked stature, carelessly talking bad of their friends and family, making any one that ever wasted time on them angry and regretful, disgusting every female they ever knew, becoming a source of far too many inside jokes, and being an overall failure at life.

Don't get involved with a tomato satan for they are extremely toxic and can easily dissolve your social relationships with others.
Girl 1: Wow that guy over there is trying wayyyy to hard to hit on Ben and Ben's not even gay. Wth is going on?
Girl 2: That's a tomato satan for ya...they don't understand no.
by clillaryhinton October 17, 2017
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Tomatoe Rat

That was a juicy tomatoe rat
by SandSlingerSambo February 4, 2024
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Tomato emoji

I added this tomato emoji over a man I’ve been dick riding for a while now. Isn’t it cute?
by you_frickin_fricks November 21, 2022
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Tomatoes

Old slang for a woman’s breasts.
Did you see the tomatoes on that girl?”
IKR?”
by PleaseGoAwayLOL108 March 3, 2023
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Tomato

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by hfarbjhfbgrjhgur July 19, 2021
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