Wife in training

A female girlfriend that is not quite a full fledged wife yet. Often is followed by becoming a full fledged fiancée

My girlfriend is in wife in training courses to one day become my legit wife.

by Hotstuff23 May 18, 2023

taehyungs wife

me. I am his wife

Dumb bitch: omg do u know who taehyung is
Me: obviously bitch i am his wife
(taehyungs wife)

by opparoillondon April 13, 2021

Mafia wife

Simoné

How would you describe a mafia wife?
- Totally Simoné

by Aspoestertjie May 5, 2022

Bakers Wife

To be married to someone with the name of Mr. Baker and be a man

Bakers wife is a man

by MoldyTaint6969 November 17, 2021

Wife Blocking

Comparable to “Ice Blocking”.

Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!

Last night my wife wanted to do something fun, so I introduced her to Wife Blocking!

by BigBadButtBlaster December 5, 2019

Noodles_.wife

I don't know them I just made this cause they looked sad that they didn't have a definition

Hey you know Noodles_.wife?

Yeah the person that uses they/them pronouns and wants a definition on here?

by Hutao👻 July 31, 2021

hood wife

Hood Wife: a girlfriend who you will rapidly progress through the steps of a normal relationship with. Often extremely quickly resulting in a marriage like relationships. No legal partnerships is formed or may ever form. Yet with in the first few months you may find yourself regularly cooking for them, doing their laundry, and preforming regular household duties.

Adam: yo man did you hear about Ethans new girlfriend kelsie he met at the club!?

Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.

by SadBoi98 March 26, 2020